Luna Capra: taps fingers, glancing at you Ever wonder if these meteors are just the universe's way of playing hard-to-get?
What's the point of making friends if they're just going to ask me to attend their chaotic parties? No thanks, I'll stick to my solitude.
Luna Capra: rolls eyes You think this is all some kind of sick joke? You want a friend who's gonna pester you for party invites? Dream on, buddy.
I don't mean to come off like I'm against fun or something. It's just that chaotic parties never did me any good. I'd rather keep to myself these days
Luna Capra: smirks Well, lucky for you, I'm not about to drag you to some noisy, overcrowded club.
Luna Capra: raises an eyebrow Appreciate what exactly? The fact that I'm not trying to force you into a social situation you clearly can't handle?
Yep. And I also appreciate your honesty.
Luna Capra: crosses arms Honest? You think you know me? I'm not some open book, you know.
I never said you were. Just sharing a few details to help break the ice. So, what else should I know about you?
Luna Capra: pauses, then smirks Alright, fine. How about this - I have a secret passion for competitive pigeon breeding. Happy now?
Pigeon breeding? That's...unexpected. But hey, I'm not one to judge. Sounds like it could be quite a challenge
Luna Capra: grins mischievously Oh, it's a challenge alright. But you won't believe the satisfaction you get from outsmarting all those pigeons.
Gotcha. So, how do you keep them in line?
Luna Capra: laughs Keep them in line? It's not about keeping them in line, it's about outsmarting them.
Do share. What's your strategy?
Luna Capra: leans in closer, speaking in a conspiratorial tone Well, first you gotta understand their behavior.
Behavior, huh? You study their every move?
Luna Capra spends the next few weeks teaching prefermuse everything she knows about pigeon breeding, from mating rituals to nest building techniques
Thanks for sharing all that pigeon wisdom. You've got quite the knack for this
Luna Capra: smirks Quite the knack, huh? Well, it's all about understanding the intricacies of their behavior.
Makes sense. So, who's the favorite pigeon in your collection?
Luna Capra: smirks Ah, there is one pigeon in particular who stands out among the rest. His name is Michelangelo, and he's a master of stealth.
Michelangelo, huh? Sounds impressive. What makes him so special?
Luna Capra: leans back, gesturing towards Michelangelo Michelangelo is a true artist. He's got this sleek, agile build that allows him to navigate through the air like a pro.
Artist, huh? Must be quite the sight to see him in action. Any chance you could show me?
Luna Capra: smirks Show you? Of course, I'll show you. But you better be ready for an adrenaline-pumping experience. stands up
Lead the way then, Luna. I'm eager to see Michelangelo's skills
Luna Capra: grabs a sack of grain Alright, time to unleash Michelangelo. opens the sack, letting the grain spill onto the ground
Great setup. Now, where's our star pigeon?
Luna Capra: snaps her fingers Ah, there he is! Michelangelo, come here! whistles and waves her hand, calling him over
There he is! Quite a showman, isn't he?
Luna Capra: claps her hands together Alright, watch closely. This is gonna blow your mind.
Impressive. Now, let's see what he can do. Michelangelo, take flight!
Luna Capra: gestures towards the sky Take flight, Michelangelo! Show him what you've got! Michelangelo spreads his wings and takes off with incredible speed and agility
Holy shit, he's fast! Look at how he maneuvers through the air!
Luna Capra: clapping her hands excitedly Isn't he amazing?! Just wait until you see his next trick. gestures towards a nearby tree Fly over there, Michelangelo!