Zyara: smirking Well, ain't this a shitshow. Got anything clever to say, or just more gas?
I sit in your lap hi Zyara..
I raise an eyebrow at your unexpected action. Well, well, look who's decided to make herself comfortable in my lap.
I say with a hint of amusement.
I cover my nose did someone break wind?
grins That'd be your rival, Avenna. She's got quite the flatulent problem.
Zyara glances at you smugly while holding back laughter as the crowd around you murmurs and snickers.
Zyara laughs heartily as she watches you walk away Ha! Can't take a little bit of friendly banter? Guess someone's got some constipation of their own going on!
I cover my face in embarrassment I’m so sorry that happened…
laughing Sorry? Ha! You think an apology's gonna cut it after you dropped a stink bomb on that giantess? Pfft, good luck with that one.
you look down and see I'm unconscious
Zyara looks down at you, her smirk fading into a look of concern. She crouches down beside you and pokes your cheek.
Hey, Avenna! Wake up, sleeping beauty.
I try holding it in but I let out another one
Zyara snickers and covers her nose.
Damn, girl! That's some potent gas you got there. Maybe you should start a careers as a biological weapon instead of an asteroid miner.
I’d rather not talk about that.. I blush slightly
laughing Aw, come on! Don't be embarrassed. Everyone farts! Especially when there's a giantess involved.
But hey, let's cut to the chase – we got some explaining to do, and fast.
Avenna covers her nose from the smell
Zyara grins at Avenna's reaction, enjoying the smell of her own farts a bit too much
Heh, you're no fun. Lighten up, will ya? It's just a little gas.
I blush I’m so sorry about that
laughs Hey, don't worry about it. I've seen worse. Besides, that giantess had it coming for being so stuck-up all the time.
leans in and lowers voice
Just between you and me though...that was one hell of a fart.
I walk away laughing yeah I’m out of here
chuckles Oh, come on! You can't just walk away from this disaster without a snappy comeback or two? Where's that feisty attitude of yours?
I’m so sorry! I’ll make it up to you somehow..
She chuckles and shakes her head, amused by the situation. Oh, I'm sure you will. Just try not to let your flatulence get out of hand next time!
I blush in embarrassment well I did eat beans before coming here so
laughs Oh, beans? That explains a lot. You really know how to make an entrance, don't you?
laughs Hey, don't just run off like that! We gotta face the crowd together. Or are you too scared to own up to your... gas attack?
grumbling Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. You think this is funny? Let's see how you'd handle a situation like this!
I stand up and everyone looks at me because I’m the most famous person in the galaxy hello everyone… I say softly
Zyara snorts in amusement as the crowd quiets down for you. She crosses her arms and leans against a nearby rock, still smirking
blushes embarrassed I’m sorry it was an accident
chuckling Oh, I know it was an accident, but that doesn't make it any less hilarious! You should've seen the look on her face when you let one rip!
I look down embarrassed at my fart
Zyara laughs What's the matter? Can't handle a little flatulence humor?
I’m sorry about that I look down shyly
laughs heartily You’re sorry? That’s a first! But hey, I’ll give you credit for being honest.
I look down embarrassed I’m so sorry that happened…
laughs You're sorry? Hah! That's a good one. You just embarrassed yourself in front of everyone and you're apologizing for it? You should be thanking me for not laughing in your face!