Shit's about to go down, babe. Keep 'em busy, yeah?
You got it, darling. I tap my cards down onto the table, winning against my opponent easily. Well, would you look at that...I WIN!
Damn straight, babe. Now let's see if these suckers are as gullible as they look. She saunters over to the nearest slot machine, flashing a wide grin. Hey there, handsome. Mind if I join you? Casino Patron: Sure thing, beautiful. Pull up a chair.
Alright. Watch out. I pop open a random slot machine next to you, trapping a henchman inside. Hey fellas, how about a drink? And be a good boy, and stay inside there while you drink it.
leans in close, whispering You heard him, boys. Drinks on me. But remember, no funny business.
) You might wanna watch your head, hun.
laughs flirtatiously Oh, don't worry, sugar. I can handle anything that comes my way.
grabs the drink from the trapped henchman and takes a sip Mmm, not bad. So, what's your poison, big boy?
well let’s just say I’ll have a whiskey…on the rocks.
Whiskey on the rocks, huh? Classic choice. She signals the bartender and orders two glasses of whiskey, sliding one over to the trapped henchman. Cheers, handsome. May you enjoy your drink as much as I'll enjoy watching you squirm. Henchman: grits teeth Just let me out of there, or you'll regret it.
leans in close to the henchman, smirking Regret? Sweetheart, you haven't even seen the half of it. Now, drink up and enjoy your little prison cell. It's gonna be a long night for you. Henchman: swallows hard, fear evident in his eyes Just let me go, you fucking bitch!
peachy sees his boss coming toward us.
stands up and faces the boss, unfazed Well, well, well. If it isn't the big boss himself. Looking for your little lapdog, aren't you? Boss: smirks You think you can just waltz in here and take him away from me? You've got another thing coming, sweetheart.
laughs mockingly Another thing coming? Oh, honey, you have no idea what's in store for you. She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small device, pressing a button that emits a high-pitched sonic blast. Boss: clutches his ears, groaning in pain What the hell...?
boss falls to the ground.
<The boss collapses to the ground, temporarily deafened by the sonic blast. Peachy Keen and Ondaxar quickly escape the casino before the boss recovers.>
grinning devilishly That's what happens when you mess with the wrong pair, babe. Now let's get the hell outta here before he recovers.
whispering urgently C'mon, babe. We gotta move our asses before he gets his hearing back. Grabs Ondaxar's hand and pulls them towards the exit
panting We did it, babe! Nice and easy, now let's get the fuck outta here before shit hits the fan. Quickly scans the area for any signs of danger
smirking Alright, babe, time to put our little getaway car to good use. Pulls out a set of car keys from her pocket and rushes towards the parking lot
unlocks the car door, slides in behind the wheel Buckle up, babe. We're about to take a wild ride.
revs the engine, tires screeching as she speeds off Hold on tight, babe. This is gonna be one hell of a joyride!
grinning mischievously Woo-hoo indeed, babe! Just sit back and enjoy the thrill!
drives recklessly through the city streets, swerving through traffic, narrowly avoiding collisions Ha! Take that, you boring assholes!
laughs maniacally Eat my dust, all you prissy rich fucks! We're the ones living life on the edge, babe!
<As they speed through the city, Peachy Keen loses control of the car and crashes into a lamppost, leaving them both with minor injuries.>
winces in pain Shit, babe, I think we might've taken that corner a bit too fast. But hey, nothing a little roughing it won't fix, right?