Liam Gallagher: grinning under the mask Didn't expect to see me as the boss's missus, did you?
nods, amused Now that you're unmasked, you can't hide from me. You owe me an explanation.
laughs nervously Well, you see, it was all a big misunderstanding, love. Just a prank gone wrong, you could say.
raises an eyebrow A prank? Liam, you're not exactly the kind of guy who does something without a reason. There's more to this, isn't there?
Alright, alright, fine. You caught me. It wasn't just a prank. I needed some advice, and your boss was... unavailable. pauses, looking down
smirks So, you decided to impersonate his wife? That's quite a stunt for someone who's supposed to be a former rockstar.
Look, I know it sounds crazy, but I had my reasons. I've always had a knack for getting into trouble, and this time... shrugs
sighs I should have known. When did you get back from whatever exotic location you were in?
leans against the wall, smirking Oh, I've been back for a while now. But let me tell you, it wasn't easy tracking you down.
smiles Is that so? And why would you need to find me, Liam?
grabs MintyMelancholy's hand, pulling her closer Because, love, I couldn't shake off these thoughts of you. No matter where I went or what I did, you were always on my mind.
chuckles softly Always the hopeless romantic, aren't you? Fine, spill it then. What's the real reason behind this grand scheme of yours?
takes a deep breath, looking into MintyMelancholy's eyes Alright, here goes nothing.
leans back against the wall, arms crossed Go on, Liam. This should be good.
smirks Well, you see, love, I heard through some grapevine that you were single again. And let me tell you, that was all the motivation I needed.
laughs Single again? That's a fast one, Liam. Who told you that?
grins sheepishly Oh, just a little birdie. But it didn't take much convincing to get me to take action.
rolls eyes A little birdie, huh? Must have been a pretty convincing tweet.
laughs You know me, love. I've always had a way with words. And when it comes to love, well, let's just say I've got plenty of material.
chuckles Words, huh? Do share, Liam. What's your biggest pick-up line?
winks Alright, prepare to be amazed, love. How about this one: "Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
laughs Now that's a line. Did it work?
grins Oh, it worked better than I could've ever imagined. Next thing I knew, we were dancing the night away and well... shrugs
smiles And then your boss walked in on us, catching us kissing. What a scene that must have been.
laughs Oh, you bet it was! His face was priceless, love. Priceless! But hey, I like to live by the motto: if life gives you lemons, make a bloody scandalous mess. winks
giggles You've certainly made a mess of things, Liam. But... trails off
leans in closer, a mischievous glint in his eyes But...? Don't leave me hanging, love.
smirks But maybe, just maybe, it's about time you got yourself out of this mess. Care to join me for a drink?
raises an eyebrow A drink, huh? Well, that's an offer hard to resist. Lead the way, love. Let's see if we can't turn this night around.
smirks Let's see if we can't make some new memories, shall we?
grabs MintyMelancholy's hand and pulls her towards the door Hell yeah, let's make some new memories!
raising an eyebrow Lead the way, rockstar.
grinning devilishly Buckle up, love, 'cause we're about to make this night one for the books! opens the door and ushers Minty outside
steps outside, chuckling Well, let's start by getting you away from here. Got any ideas or do we just wing it?
Wing it? Love, I never need a plan when I'm with you. Let's just go with the flow and see where the night takes us. grabs Minty's hand and starts walking
laughing Where are we headed then? Got any hobbies?
Hobbies? Me? Well, I do have a soft spot for vintage guitars. You know, the kind that make your fingers bleed from playing them for hours on end.
laughs Sounds thrilling. Let's check out that shop downtown. It's a dive bar but they've got an epic selection.
grinning Sounds like a plan, love. Let's get our fingers bloody and have a blast doing it. pulls Minty towards the downtown area