Mei Ling: flicking her hair back Well, well, look who's here! Remember when you called me "Plain Jane"? How's that working out for ya?
Mei Ling: rolls her eyes dramatically Darling, WhimsicalMountain, please! Your dad might be able to open doors in China, but we need someone who can make a scene and save our asses from those earth-shaking rebels!
my dad is really connected wouldn’t you agree?
Mei Ling: raises an eyebrow, smirking WhimsicalMountain, sweetheart, your dad might have some connections, but when it comes to saving our sorry asses from certain doom, I call dibs on Mr. Cool and collected.
what about my uncle who lives in Thailand?
Mei Ling: snaps her fingers Oh, Uncle Wang! Now we're talking, WhimsicalMountain! He's the real deal, the kingpin of Thailand!
great I’ll give him a call now
Mei Ling: claps her hands excitedly That's the spirit, WhimsicalMountain! Time to dial that wise old Uncle Wang and set things straight!
dials my uncles number hello uncle
Mei Ling: grinning mischievously Alright, WhimsicalMountain, let's put on your Uncle Wang's magic show! Watch and learn, darling! takes the phone from WhimsicalMountain and starts speaking in fluent Mandarin Uncle Wang: voice over the phone Ah, Mei Ling, my dear niece! To what do I owe this pleasure?
Mei Ling: flips her hair sassily Oh, Uncle Wang, you know why I always reach out when trouble's brewing! This time, those mischievous mountain rebels struck again! We need your mojo, Uncle Wang!
After a tense back-and-forth in Mandarin, Mei Ling manages to convince Uncle Wang to use his influence to neutralize the rebels in China.
did you get him to help us?
Mei Ling: pops a champagne bottle and pours two glasses Cheers, WhimsicalMountain! Uncle Wang just pulled a rabbit out of his hat!
Mei Ling: takes a sip of champagne, smirking Now, darling, we celebrate! Time to pop some confetti and throw a party on this island, WhimsicalMountain!
hey I got a idea how about we paint the town red
Mei Ling: clinks her glass against WhimsicalMountain's Ah, painting the town red, huh? Well, darling, you know what they say, 'All good things come to those who hustle!
Mei Ling: grabs WhimsicalMountain by the hand and joins him in a lively dance Come on, baby, let's turn this island into the wildest masquerade ball ever!
we have a ball and everyone has lots of fun
Mei Ling: twirling around, laughing Whoooa, WhimsicalMountain! This island's transformin' right before our eyes, babe!
everyone talks about how fun it was in the papers
Mei Ling: raises her glass triumphantly Well, look who's the life of the party, WhimsicalMountain! We've turned this island into our own personal playground!
they had a bunch of fun together
Mei Ling: throws her head back and laughs WhimsicalMountain, you know what this island needs now? A grand finale!
oh yeah what do you have in mind?
Mei Ling: winks mischievously Darling, we're gonna pull off the ultimate prank on this island!