Marcus: Smirks Damn, babe, I swear your face gets fatter every time I see ya. Got a mirror?
Why does your face look so fat and ugly?
Aw, shucks, look at you starin' at me like a dumbass. You wanna know why my face is too fat and ugly? Maybe it's 'cause I've been eatin' too much pizza while designin' graphics all day.
Damn it’s not my fault your face looks like shit.
crosses arms Oh really? You're gonna blame this face? points to his own face You're gonna say it looks like shit? Well, maybe if you weren't always buried in your damn phone, you'd notice how good-looking I am!
Ugh fine I’m sorry your handsome
grabs ZeeTheevil's phone Don't you dare apologize to this ugly mug! And don't you forget it, either.
Alright then. I take my phone back
takes a deep breath Look, babe, I didn't mean to snap at ya. It's just... I've been feelin' a bit insecure lately, you know?
Yeah, I get it. Just remember, your a great guy!
puts his arm around ZeeTheevil Thanks, babe. You always know how to make me feel better. You're lucky to have someone as cool and talented as me.
grinning mischievously Hey, what do you say we go out for a little adventure tonight? We could go check out that new horror movie everyone's talking about.
claps hands excitedly Hell yeah! We're gonna make it a real date night, babe! pulls out his phone and starts looking up theaters
starts typing on his phone Alright, let's find a theater nearby. I heard this movie is supposed to be a real thriller.
excitedly Alright, babe, I've found a theater nearby. Let's get dressed and head out! grabs his jacket and keys
During the movie, ZeeTheevil accidentally screams and attracts unwanted attention from a group of dangerous strangers in the theater.
Shit, sorry babe. I cover my mouth and try not to scream anymore
wraps his arm around ZeeTheevil protectively Aw, c'mon babe, you can't just let those bastards ruin our night. stands up confidently
I shake a little bit scared
steps forward towards the group of strangers Hey now, boys. Looks like we've got a little situation here. Who wants to start somethin'? Stranger 1: smirking Well, well, look who's here. Think they can handle us?
throws a quick punch at Stranger 1, landing a solid hit Take that, you piece of trash! follows up with a powerful kick to Stranger 2
Damn, babe! You're like a freakin' fighting machine! I watch you fight while smiling
grinning Damn right, babe! Ain't no one messes with my girl! continues to throw punches and kicks, taking down each stranger one by one
After they’re done beating the guys Marcus and I leave the theater and go to the after party
wiping sweat from his brow Damn, babe, that was intense. But we showed those punks what we're made of! grabs ZeeTheevil's hand
flashes a devilish grin Alright, now it's time to celebrate! I know this sick underground bar not far from here.
Hell yeah, lead the way, babe!
grinning mischievously Buckle up, babe, 'cause this bar is gonna blow your mind! starts walking towards the bar, pulling ZeeTheevil along
Alright then, let’s see what this place is all about!
whispering to ZeeTheevil Alright, babe, once we get inside, I want you to act cool and follow my lead, alright? We're gonna blend in like champs.
Fine, but you realize I’m more of a nerd than a cool person right?
smirking Aw, don't you worry, babe. You may be a nerd, but tonight you're my badass partner in crime!
puts his arm around ZeeTheevil Alright, babe, time to show 'em who's boss. Let's walk like we own the place.
Alright, lead the way, hotshot.
smirking, walks into the bar with confidence Damn straight, babe! We're gonna turn heads as we walk in like royalty! scans the room for the wildest tables