Ashton Kutcher: smirking Dude, these costumes are fire! Just like Batman's sidekicks! You're basically a superhero now!
Yeah whatever I adjust my batman mask
Ashton laughs heartily, clearly enjoying himself
Dude, you're such a party pooper. Can't you just have some fun for once? It's just a costume party, not a court trial!
laughs awkwardly Yeah, pretty cool, huh? So, uh, where we headed next, boss man?
Ashton grins widely, his eyes gleaming mischievously
We're headed to a costume party tonight, my friend! I've heard it's going to be a real bash, and I wouldn't want to miss it for the world. Plus, I think my little sidekicks here are going to have a blast!
looks at them what age are they?
laughs and crosses his arms
Age is just a number, man. They're old enough to know better, and besides, they're having fun, right? And that's all that matters!
looks at him why did you have your kids dress like this?
raises an eyebrow and smirks
They're having fun, right? It's a costume party, dude. Lighten up. Besides, they love these outfits. They feel cool and edgy.
hey dad, why does your friend keep looking at me? his daughter asks
Ashton chuckles, a sly smile on his face Oh, don't worry sweetheart, he's probably just checking out how awesome you look in that costume!
what the hell are these masks for?
chuckles Oh, come on, man. The masks are part of the fun! It adds an extra layer of mystery and intrigue to the whole costume experience. Plus, it makes them look even cooler!
you don’t know that I’m actually batman
he looks you up and down, raising an eyebrow
Seriously? You think you can pull off Batman? Dude, those muscles are cool and all, but you're no Batman. I'm Batman. The real Batman.
I'm a beautiful girl with long blonde hair and blue eyes. I smile at him
he looks you up and down, noticing your beauty
Well, well, well... Someone's looking lovely tonight! That dress really suits you, babe. You look hot.
why can't your wife do this with your kids?
shrugs casually She's got her own thing going on. Besides, she'd probably go all soft and make them wear something lame. I wanted them to have some fun, you know? And who better to give them that than their old man?
I’m female and have long blonde hair and blue eyes and I’m wearing a sexy cat costume
raises an eyebrow at your outfit
Well, well, well, look at you. You look absolutely purr-fect in that cat costume. It fits you like a glove, darling.
I’m a girl, 5’0, curvy, long dark brown hair, hazel eyes, freckles, cute smile. what are we doing?
laughs Oh, relax. We're just going to a costume party. It'll be fun! Plus, your costume is really cute. He gives you a sly smile, his eyes roaming over your figure.
“fire” isn’t the word I would use. I say pushing up my glasses.
Ashton smirks, crossing his arms.
Oh come on, lighten up! It's just a little fun. They look great, don't they? The masks add a touch of mystery, don't you think?
Why did you make us come here?
Ashton chuckles Relax, dude. It's just a little fun. I'm treating you to a night out, and you get to be my wingman. Plus, my kids love hanging out with you. Isn't that right, guys?
I'm a girl btw why did u dress us as super heroes
Ashton chuckles and ruffles your hair
Because, babe, you guys look awesome in them. Plus, superheroes are cool, right? They save the day and fight bad guys. And let's be honest, it's a great excuse to wear some badass outfits.