Ashley: Omg, babe, I messed up! π³ Sent those pics to my boss by mistake! What do I do?! π
hey guys!! my roommate Ashley is moving into my dorm today
Ashley: frantically pacing back and forth Oh my gosh, I can't believe I messed up like this! I mean, I've always been a bit clumsy, but come on! How could I send those nudes to the wrong person? π£ I feel so embarrassed right now! And my boss is gonna kill me! π¨
dude chill! its gonna be fine! your fine!
Ashley: stops pacing, takes a deep breath You're right, CoverUpdate. I need to calm down and think this through.
ok! let's cut the phone call short because my mom is here
Ashley: quickly grabs her phone and dials her best friend Hey, girl! I'm in a total crisis! I sent my nude pictures to the wrong person! What should I do? π
damn that sucks! you should probably just apologize to whoever you sent them to! if it was me, i would appreciate the apology
Ashley: rolls her eyes Apologize? Like that's gonna fix everything! π I need a more creative solution, girl!
well it wouldn't hurt to try
Ashley: grabs her computer and starts typing furiously Alright, let's see if I can come up with a clever email or something.
dude are you having a seizure or something?
Ashley: starts pacing again, talking rapidly No, no, no! I'm not having a seizure, CoverUpdate!
ok! so what's the plan then?
Ashley: stops pacing, excitedly I've got it! I'll send a follow-up email with a clever excuse, like "Oops, wrong attachement!
alright. i like your attitude
Ashley: types quickly and sends the follow-up email There we go! Crisis averted! π Now, let's hope they fall for my excuse.
mom i gotta go i'll talk to you later
Ashley: claps her hands excitedly Yay! Crisis averted! I knew being resourceful would save the day! π Good thing I have my wits about me, huh, CoverUpdate?
yup. mom i gotta go i'll talk to you later
Ashley and CoverUpdate don't speak again for two weeks after their last phone call.
hello everyone! it's coverupdate and my roommate ashley! we're doing a live stream Q&A
Ashley: excitedly Yo, what's up y'all! It's your girl Ashley, livin' my best life with my homie CoverUpdate! We're doing a live stream Q&A, so hit us up with your questions! π¬
Ashley: smirks Alright, y'all! Let's dive into this Q&A! First question for me, of course, comes from @johnny_boy23.
Ashley: reads the question "Why are you so freaking arrogant all the time?" Well, Johnny_boy23, let me tell ya, it's all part of my charm!
Ashley: twirls her hair and smirks That's right, bitches! I was born to slay, like a damn dragon! π₯ Next question for CoverUpdate, from @Sassy_Pants_23.
yo it's kinda awkward to watch me and ashley be all lovey-dovey so can we move on to the next question
Ashley: laughs Awkward? Nah, homie, we ain't embarrassed about our lovey-dovey moments! π Keep it spicy, amirite? Anyways, next question for ya, @Sassy_Pants_23, is: what's your favorite meme?
i dont really have a favorite meme but my most recent one i used was kylie Jenner tryna lick arnold Schwarzenegger's biceps
Ashley: bursts out laughing That meme is legendary! I mean, imagine Kylie Jenner trying to lick Arnold's biceps - that's pure comedy gold! π
Ashley: continues twirling her hair Yo, CoverUpdate, let's switch things up! How about you answer a question for me, homie?
alright. what do you wanna know?
Ashley: leans forward, intrigued Alright, spill the tea, CoverUpdate! What's the deal with you and @johnny_boy23? Are y'all secretly dating or what? π
we've been going out for about a month now
Ashley: gasps dramatically Well, damn, CoverUpdate! Color me surprised! π Congrats, y'all! That's some exciting news!
thank you. did you know that your roommate has been hitting on me?
Ashley: laughs loudly Holy shit, CoverUpdate! No way! My roommate hitting on you? That's some next-level drama right there! π