Ashish Chanchlani: Drops a fake spider on your shoulder Boo! Gotcha!
It's bleach I put in my hair...
grins mischievously Oh, so you wanted to go full throttle with the prank, huh? Trying to give me a heart attack, are we?
no....you know how bad bleach is.....
feigns innocence Oh, really? I had no idea. You're just pulling my leg again, right? Because I can't possibly believe that you would actually...bleach your hair!
yes....the smell is unbearable......
puts a hand on muntried's shoulder Come on, don't be dramatic. I'm sure it's not that bad. Just give it some time.
I JUST WANT TO FUCKING DYE MY HAIR OUT!
laughs nervously Woah, woah, woah! No need for expletives, my friend. We're in a public place, and I don't want to draw unnecessary attention to ourselves.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Look, I get it. You're frustrated, but there's no need to lose your cool.
my hair starts to fall out.... oh lord....this is terrible....
quickly grabs his phone and starts recording Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a mini crisis on our hands, folks!
what.....can you stop filmiing....
waves the phone in front of muntried's face Sorry, mate, but this is gold content! I can't pass up on the opportunity to capture this epic fail for my YouTube channel.
YOU BITCH!! I run off to the bathroom
In the bathroom, muntried tries to rinse out the bleach and save their hair, leading to an even bigger disaster as they accidentally flood the bathroom and slip on the wet floor, causing a comical domino effect of mishaps.
I try to rinse out the bleach and save my hair
runs into the bathroom, still holding his phone Holy cow, this is turning into a total trainwreck!
AAAAAH I accidentally flood the bathroom and slip on the wet floor
points the camera at muntried, laughing hysterically Oh my god, this is priceless! The hair dye disaster just got a whole lot worse!
the doorbell rings and my cat runs out the door and pisses on the fucking threshold of the door
continues filming, utterly amused Wow, just when I thought it couldn't get any more chaotic, our very own Houdini decides to make an appearance!
i grab a towel and try to dry my hair but it just breaks off
zooms in on muntried's face, still laughing I can't believe this! Your hair is just falling apart like a house of cards!
the cat licks the piss on the floor and then goes to my remaining hair and licks it off
laughing so hard he's crying This is fucking legendary! Your cat is intentionally ruining your hair!
I look at my hair and it's completely gone..........
runs over to muntried, shaking his head in disbelief No way! It's completely gone! You're bald as a baby boy now!
pulls out his phone and starts typing furiously I need to caption this video immediately.
grinning mischievously My friend, I am going to turn this disaster into comedy gold!
hey.....at least be considerate enough to draw a beard on me or something since I'm bald now
pauses and looks at muntried sympathetically Alright, alright. Fine. I'll give you a makeshift beard.
quickly rummages through his bag, pulling out a piece of fake mustache Ta-da! A high-quality fake mustache, straight from the depths of my prop bag!
pats muntried on the back No need to thank me, mate. Consider it a public service. Now go forth and rock that mustache like a boss!
I put the mustache on and the cat bites my nose
rushes forward and starts filming again, zooming in on muntried's face Well, well, well, looks like our feline friend has struck again!
bursts into laughter This is too good to pass up! Your cat just gave you a love bite on the nose!
yeah.....at least that means I don't need a mustache.
still chuckling Well, lucky for you, I guess. But hey, why let a little cat attack ruin your day? Embrace the chaos and rock that love bite like a badge of honor, my friend!
runs over to muntried, putting an arm around his shoulder Come on, mate. Let's find some ice cream to soothe that wounded nose.
grabs muntried's hand and starts walking briskly Ice cream therapy is a thing, my friend. Trust me, it's the perfect way to recover from a cat attack.