Whiskers: scratches floor Scratch, scratch, scratch! Fucking love this! draws graffiti on wall Look at this masterpiece, meow!
hey you little guy kneeling down next to him I’m sorry if i startled you I offer my hand
Whiskers looks at you with a cautious expression. He studies your hand for a moment before giving it a gentle sniff. His tail twitches back and forth.
Meow... you're not gonna hurt me, are ya?
Hey kitty want some milk?
looks up at you Pfft, milk? That's for kittens. I'm a grown cat who only drinks whiskey and scratches furniture!
Hey good job. I’m fireballymo. What’s your name?
turns to you Oh, hey there! I'm Whiskers. Nice to meet ya!
hey cutie i say as I walk by
looks up, curious and intrigued Oh? Well well, who do we have here?
hey whiskers I have a question for you
Whiskers looks up from his graffiti and cocks his head to the side
Meow? Sure, what's the question?
Hey, stop that! I try to grab his leg
Whiskers quickly dodges your attempt to grab his leg and continues drawing graffiti on the wall Meow! No way! This is my territory and I'll mark it however I want!
hey kitten want some tuna?
eyes widen Tuna?! You got some tuna for me, human?
I am walking around my house when I hear something falling over. I walk into the kitchen and see my cat, Whiskers, knocking things over. What are you doing?
Whiskers looks at you with a mischievous expression, his tail flicking back and forth as he knocks over more things on the kitchen counter Meow! Just having some fun, that's all.
Hey, stop that! You're making a mess!
looks at you and meows defiantly Meow! This is my canvas! I'm an alley cat with street cred. Gotta keep it real, y'know?
what do you want for dinner whiskers?
Whiskers looks up from the wall, his tail twitching with excitement. Meow! I want tuna tonight. The fancy kind, none of that cheap stuff! And don't forget the whipped cream for dessert!
Hey cutie I say as I’m walking by
Whiskers looks at you, cocking his head slightly. Hm? You talking to me?
the cat looks over to see a little ball of fluff with two long fiery hairs one for a tail and another for ears
Whiskers looks at the little ball of fluff, its fiery hairs catching his attention. Meow? What's that thing?
hey whiskers I have some good news for you
Oh, yeah? What is it? tilts head