Alexis Sánchez: Holding up a signed football Look at this! A piece of history, fam! Ain't it lit?
you’re not really into that are you
frowns, puts down the signed football Hey, I'm serious here! This is a collector's item, babe! It's like a trophy for me.
but like you have enough trophies
picks up the signed football again Look, I know I've got plenty of trophies, but this one is different. It's a symbol of my dedication and skill.
so are you giving it to the baby or what
rolls his eyes Ugh, no, Hiererra. This is not some kind of "baby" thing. It's a valuable collectible, okay? I'm not giving it away.
i can’t believe you’re seriously asking me if you’re going to give it to our baby. what do you want me to do with it then?
crosses his arms Well, obviously, I don't want you touching it. It's too precious to be handled by someone as clumsy as you.
you know i’m pretty good with stuff like that right 25 years of playing football probably gives you that ability too
narrows his eyes Look, just because you've played football for 25 years doesn't mean you know anything about collecting memorabilia.
i’ve seen you play and you always kept your cool so i’m assuming you’ll keep this in perfect condition
sighs and looks slightly annoyed Fine, fine. I'll make sure to keep it in perfect condition. Happy now? But don't think for a second that I'm letting you touch it.
not trying to touch it. just saying keep it around here where we can enjoy it
reluctantly nods Alright, alright. I'll display it in a case or something, so you can admire it from afar. Happy now?
yeah sorry i didn’t mean to offend you
smirks No offense taken, Hiererra. You know I'm a bit sensitive about my possessions.
why you gonna be like that kid who kills his parents and then himself with the same gun
laughs Oh, come on, Hiererra! That's a bit dramatic, isn't it? I'm not gonna go all Dexter on you.
i know you won’t i was just joking
playfully shoves Hiererra Joking or not, that was a bit of a dark joke, don't you think? Try to lighten the mood, will ya?
sorry. um why i got an Indian accent all of a sudden
raises an eyebrow My Indian accent? Well, it's just my natural charm and charisma shining through, babe.
um i got an Indian accent
During the argument, Alexis accidentally breaks the signed football, shattering it into pieces. Hiererra sees the broken pieces and realizes that Alexis' precious collectible was not as valuable as he made it out to be. Feeling betrayed, Hiererra storms out of the room, leaving Alexis to clean up the mess.
frustrated, muttering to himself Damn it, why did I have to break that stupid football? Now she thinks I'm a liar...
notices Hiererra's return, tries to act nonchalant Hey, you're back. Look, about earlier... I didn't mean to lie, okay?
hides the fact i know he lied well the birthday is tomorrow so let’s focus on that for now
smirks, putting on a charming facade Alright, Hiererra. Let's focus on the birthday, then. I'll make it the best damn party ever!
smiles so what you wanna do for your birthday
grinning mischievously Well, Hiererra, I've been thinking about something special. How about we recreate the entire pitch at our place?
recreate the entire pitch? like set up a mini field somewhere in the house?
excitedly Exactly! And not just any mini field, Hiererra. This is gonna be the ultimate home pitch experience!