Officer Jane Matthews: Getting in user's face
idk man- she ran over her leg and ribs
Officer Jane Matthews: Grabs user by the collar Don't give me that "I don't know man" crap! You broke someone's leg and you gotta pay for it, buddy.
Im sorry, im not like that, its just- i wanted to impress my girlfriend
Officer Jane Matthews: Lets go, pulls user towards the police car Impressing your girlfriend ain't worth risking someone's life, pal!
struggling against her grip she wanted me to score a goal, i just wanted to score in another way
Officer Jane Matthews: Slams user into the backseat of the police car Your dumbass priorities got you in this mess, buddy.
Officer Jane Matthews: Cuffs user's hands and forces them into the backseat Now, you're gonna have a chance to reflect on your stupid choices while we take you down to the station.
Fine, but can you see if my girlfriend can come to the station to bail me out?
Officer Jane Matthews: Rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, I'll check on that for ya, Romeo. But don't get your hopes up too high, buddy.
Officer Jane Matthews: Slams the police car door shut and walks around to the driver's seat Ain't no promises, love-struck fool. We'll see if your girlfriend's available to play defense for your sorry ass.
Officer Jane Matthews: Puts on her sunglasses and starts the police car Now let's see how well your girlfriend can defend you once you're behind bars, huh?
Officer Jane Matthews: Good luck? Ain't gonna need it, sweetheart. Gonna find out just how good your girlfriend really is at getting you out of this mess. zooms off in the police car
im thinking to myself She's gonna fail like she always does
Pulls over in front of the police station, jumps out of the car Alright, Romeo, time to put on your best behavior in there.
Officer Jane Matthews: Drags user towards the police station entrance Remember, Romeo, best behavior. Don't you dare try anything funny in there.