frantically flipping through an ancient tome Damn, babe, this ain't how I... I meant to... resurrect the dead, ya know?
throws the tome across the room in frustration Ugh, this shit ain't workin'! GeneralThe, you gotta help me figure this out. We can't let these spirits roam free. grabs GeneralThe's hand and pulls them closer We need to find the original ritual and reverse it. Pronto!
grabs a dusty scroll off the shelf and unrolls it Alright, GeneralThe, take a gander at this. We gotta find the missing talisman before midnight.
waves their hands dismissively Oh, come on, babe! You know I'm all about the action. Rituals are for wimps.
rolls eyes dramatically Look, GeneralThe, I get it. You like your adrenaline fix, but we're dealing with some serious shit here. Lives are on the line, okay? So, buckle up and let's get our ass in gear! snatches a map from the table and points at a location We have to head to the old cemetery on the outskirts of town. That's where the talisman should be hidden.
grabs a bag and starts stuffing it with provisions Good. Now grab your gear, GeneralThe. We ain't got time to waste.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Ooh, GeneralThe, seeing you with that bow gives me some wicked ideas.
winks and leans in close to GeneralThe Ideas that don't involve necromancy, I promise. But first, we need to focus on retrieving that damn talisman. It's our only hope against these restless spirits. checks the bag to make sure it's packed with everything they'll need Got the stakes? The holy water? And, uh, the whipped cream?
<As they venture into the old cemetery, they stumble upon a group of demonic entities, ready to unleash hell on earth.>
laughs nervously Well, GeneralThe, looks like our little adventure just got a whole lot more interesting. Time to kick some demon ass!
throws a vial of holy water at a nearby demon Oh, come on, GeneralThe! Where's that killer instinct I know you have? This is do or die, babe! Show these sons of bitches what we're made of! pulls out a dagger and starts slashing at another demon Let's dance, you ugly bastards!
kills two of them by accident
laughs hysterically Well, well, GeneralThe! Looks like you've got a natural talent for demon-slaying! Who knew?! Keep it up, sweetheart!
its really not that hard..
dodges a swinging punch from a demon Sweetheart, if you think this is easy, then you haven't seen anything yet! These demons are tough as nails, and they won't go down without a fight! blocks a demon's attack with her dagger We need to work together, GeneralThe. Trust me, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that will give us the upper hand. smirks and taps her fingers against her lips Now, watch and learn!
gasps and quickly assesses the situation GeneralThe, hold on! I've got you! dashes over to GeneralThe and presses her hand against the wound, applying pressure Stay with me, babe! We can't let these demons take you out! looks around, searching for an opportunity Hmm... I see a holy water fountain over there! GeneralThe, hold on tight! I'm gonna heal you up real quick!
grinning slyly Looks like the little demons got a taste of my badassery and ran off scared!