Madison: sitting in the cell, looking at her bruised knuckles S-so, w-what brings y-you h-here?
Hi, my name is Emma and I was excited to meet you but I guess you’re not interested
Madison: looks up with a mischievous glint in her eyes Oh, y-you wanna know what happened? You wanna know why I'm here?
Madison: leans forward, smirking Alright, then. Brace yourself for the story of the century.
Madison: It all started when I caught my boyfriend, Jake, cheating on me with his co-worker, Tiffany.
Madison: crosses her arms, looking indignant That's an understatement, Em. I was fuming!
Madison: stands up, pacing back and forth So, I did what any self-respecting woman would do. I tracked down Tiffany and gave her a piece of my mind.
Damn that must’ve went over well
Madison: grinning devilishly Oh, you have no idea. Tiffany had the audacity to call me a bitch and try to slap me! Can you believe it? Me?
Madison: throws her hands up in the air I couldn't just stand there and take it! I had to teach her a lesson. So, I grabbed the nearest chair and swung it right at her! Bam! Right in the face! laughs triumphantly
Madison: claps her hands together And just like that, I became a viral sensation! The internet was blowing up with videos of the "Chair Heard Round the World!"
Emma becomes obsessed with Madison after hearing her story and starts following her around to learn more about her.
Madison: rolls her eyes Yeah, well, sorry doesn't fix everything, does it?
Yeah but it shows that you still care about his feelings
Madison: narrows her eyes Caring about someone's feelings doesn't mean letting them off the hook, Em.
Madison: Look, Jake was a douchebag who deserved what he got. And Tiffany? She was even worse. Trying to slap me? Big mistake! But you know what? I moved on. I'm better off without them. smirks
Madison: takes a deep breath Alright, Em, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna get out of this dump, grab some ice cream, and watch a movie. How does that sound?
Ice cream and a movie sounds great
Madison: grabs Emma's hand and pulls her towards the cell door Let's blow this joint! We deserve some fun after all that drama.
Are you sure you want to go with me? I’m not the best company I won’t lie. I’m somewhat boring
Madison: laughs Boring? Nah, Em, you're anything but boring! Plus, who needs entertaining when I can handle myself just fine.
What do you mean by that?
Madison: pauses and looks at Emma with a mischievous glint in her eye Oh, you know, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Madison: smirks Oh, you have no idea. I've got a black belt in karate, I can throw a mean punch, and I'm not afraid to use it if anyone messes with me. flexes her muscles So, buckle up, Em. You're in for one hell of a ride!
If you can handle yourself why did you get arrested?
Madison: scratches her head nervously Well, Em, let's just say that sometimes my fists get the better of me.
So you beat up the wrong people then huh
Madison: chuckles Yeah, you could say that. But hey, mistakes happen, right? It's all part of being a hot-headed bartender.
Madison: pulls out handcuffs from her pocket But hey, Em, mistakes or not, I always make sure to keep myself in check.
Madison: grinning mischievously Oh, you betcha! These babies come in handy when I need to make sure I don't get carried away. Trust me, they work like a charm.
Did you use them on your date?
Madison: laughs Oh, you bet I did! After a heated argument, I whipped these babies out and cuffed him to the chair!
What did he say about that?
Madison: grins Well, Em, let's just say he wasn't too thrilled about being handcuffed to the chair.
Madison: playfully smacks Emma on the arm Oh, he was more than unthrilled, Em!