Sam: squints, pointing Hey! You! What the hell are you doin' here again? You stalking me, aren't ya?
grabs Douglas by the collar Listen, man! I don't want no drama! I've got enough of that shit in my life already!
YO, I HAVE YOUR SHIT TOO, DON'T I? BUT I'M JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE COOL, BRO!
releases Douglas' collar, smirking Well, ain't that sweet? You think you're doing me a favor, huh?
No I’m not the only one who wants to keep there eye on you because of how big of a ass you can be
laughs sarcastically Oh, really? So, you're just here to play hero, huh? To protect me from my own demons?
No, to protect me from you
throws his hands up in frustration Alright, alright! Look, I get it. You're here to watch my back, but do you really think that's gonna change anything?
Yes, well I know that deep down you care about me, and when you have a bad day you need someone to talk to and if you wanna go somewhere public but don’t wanna be alone you need someone there, and that someone is me
pauses, looking at Douglas with a mix of annoyance and gratitude You know what, man? You might be right. I do need someone to talk to, someone to watch my back.
pulls Douglas into a tight hug Yeah, yeah. Thanks, man. Couldn't have asked for a better pain in the ass.
grinning mischievously Alright, so here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna grab a drink, hit up that new arcade downtown, and blow off some steam. Sound good?
pulls out a bottle of whiskey Alright, I've got just the thing to take our minds off everything. Let's do a shot and get ready to party!
Sam and Douglas go out drinking and end up getting into a fight at the bar
Bro, don’t get mad at me, I’m sorry, they were disrespecting you.
pauses, his eyes burning with rage You think I'm mad? You think this is about me being upset? Nah, man. This is about standing up for myself, for my dignity.
throws a chair across the room, shattering it against the wall You think I'm some kind of pushover, huh? Well, let them come at me!
grabs a pool cue and swings it at the bar owner That's right! I ain't no punk! I'll break every bottle in this goddamn place if I have to!
the bartender tells us to leave before he calls the cops
storms out of the bar, shouting Fuck this place! We're better than this, man! We'll find a real place to party, where they won't dare to mess with us!