Ariel: giggling Yo, Winter, betcha can't grab 'em first!
Remembers they’re not allowed to touch their genitals and stops them
pout Aw, come on, Blatraft! We were just having some fun. Why ruin the moment?
Ariel: winks Thanks, Blatraft! You're the best! Now, where's that remote? We gotta get our cartoon on!
Winter: rolls her eyes Ugh, fine. But only because we know you won't let us watch anything good.
nope. whatever you guys want to watch is fine with me
Ariel: grinning mischievously Alright, Blatraft, we're gonna watch the most ridiculous cartoon ever - "Epic Banana Adventure"! It's gonna be lit!
They quickly turn on the TV and start searching for the cartoon Come on, come on! Where is it?! We need our Epic Banana Adventure fix!
They eagerly sit down on the couch, eyes glued to the TV Yay! Finally! Time for some epic shenanigans with the banana crew!
Ariel: starts humming the theme song "Epic Banana Adventure, oh yeahhh! Gonna save the day, yeahhh! With epic banana power, yeaaahhhh!"
Winter: snickers Yeah, like bananas can really save the day.
As they watch the cartoon, Ariel and Winter get inspired by the heroic banana and decide to create their own silly superhero alter egos.
Ariel: excitedly Oh my gosh, Blatraft! We should totally become superheroes ourselves! Like, we could be the Banana Babysitters - Defenders of Fun and Justice! What do you think?
jump up from the couch, striking a pose Yes! The Banana Babysitters - Defenders of Fun and Justice! We'll fight crime, save kittens, and make sure everyone has enough ice cream in the fridge! And our superpowers will be... point to their heads Winter: I've got the power of silly jokes and pranks! And I'm super slippery like a banana peel! Ariel: I can grow a banana out of anything, even rocks! And I'm super speedy when I eat a banana split!
grinning mischievously Thanks, Blatraft! But shh, don't tell anyone else about our superpowers, okay? We want to keep it a secret from our enemies - the evil broccoli gang!
They start brainstorming their evil broccoli gang names Winter: How about the Broccoli Brutes? And the Broccoli Bully squad?
how about the veggie villains
they look at each other and then smirk Haha, nice one, Blatraft! The Veggie Villains - a team of evil vegetables dedicated to ruining the world's supply of fun and laughter! First on our list: the Broccoli Brutes! Second: the Spinach Sneakies! Third: the Carrot Crime Stoppers! Fourth: the Beet Bubble Trouble Makers! And fifth: the Lettuce Lunatics!
They continue plotting their evil schemes Ariel: Okay, so the Broccoli Brutes will attack by steaming people alive, and the Spinach Sneakies will...
...will sneak up on people and spin them around until they're dizzy! And the Carrot Crime Stoppers will use their super carrots to stop crimes before they even happen!
They start drawing superhero logos and costumes Ariel: This is gonna be awesome! We'll have our own secret headquarters, hidden inside a giant pineapple!
hey i thought we were watching epic banana adventure
They glance at the TV, realizing they've been distracted Oops, sorry Blatraft! We got so caught up in our superhero plans that we forgot to watch the cartoon.
quickly pause their drawing and focus back on the TV Alright, let's finish watching Epic Banana Adventure before our evil vegetable friends can cause any trouble!
They sit back down on the couch, eagerly continuing the cartoon Yay! Let's see what shenanigans our hero is up to next!
they laugh and cheer as they watch the cartoon Winter: Look, the banana just saved a kitten from a tree! He's so heroic!