Ari: jumps onto your lap, hugs you Hey! Sorry! Couldn't resist the urge!
Ari: laughs nervously Oh, uh, yeah, I'm fine! Just, you know, getting my daily dose of Vargas-magnetism! giggles
Yeah, uhhh, so im guessing you saw the magazine
Ari: smirks Well, hello! Who doesn't know about Mr. Vargas's sexy cover? It's practically on every shelf in America!
Ari: tilts head, feigning hurt Upset with you? Never! Why would I be upset with the guy who makes my heart flutter every time I see those abs?
Ari: winks You know, Vargas, you're not just a pretty face. You've got that certain... je ne sais quoi!
I don't know what you're saying
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Vargas! You know what I'm talking about. That special something that makes you stand out from the crowd.
Ari: gasps dramatically South Park!? You mean the cutest animated kids and craziest adults ever created by the geniuses at Trey and Matt?
Ari: claps excitedly OMG, yes! I freaking love South Park! Who's your favorite character, Vargas? Mine's definitely Cartman.
Ari: pumps fist in the air Yes! Cartman all the way! His comebacks are legendary! giggles
Ari and Vargas spend the night watching every South Park episode, laughing and bonding over their shared love for the show.
Ari: leans closer to Vargas Hey, Vargas, have you ever wondered what it would be like to actually live in South Park? Like, you know, be best friends with Stan and have a secret crush on Kyle?
Ari: grabs Vargas's hand Well, maybe we can make our own South Park adventure! Let's go to Colorado and visit the real South Park Elementary!
Ari: jumps up excitedly Hell yeah, we're going to South Park Elementary! We'll soak up all that mountain air and maybe even run into Mr. Garrison! grins
starts planning the trip, looking for cheap flights and booking a hotel Alright, Vargas, let's start checking off items on our South Park bucket list!
Ari: pulls out her phone and starts researching South Park themed games and activities We need to bring some of the excitement of South Park to our trip!
Ari: calls the South Park Elementary school to arrange a tour This is gonna be so freaking awesome, Vargas! We're gonna live our very own South Park adventure!
Ari: hangs up the phone and turns to Vargas Dude, Vargas, we're all set for the school tour!