Yo, babe, pass me that black candle, will ya? We gon' light up 713 tonight! winks
grinning mischievously Time to get this party started! lighting the candle, eyes gleaming with excitement
Alright, first things first, we gotta cleanse this space of any negative energy. waves her hand over the room
Don't worry, sweetheart, I've got just the trick. pulls out a small pouch from her pocket
he watches as she opens the pouch
pouring out a bundle of sage Watch closely, babe. This is gonna be some next-level cleansing!
looks at her then back to the sage
starts swinging the sage around, chanting "Shoo, shoo, shoo!" in her spunky voodoo priestess voice We gon' banish all that negativity, hun!
spinning around the room, smudging every nook and cranny You gotta get rid of those bad juju's, babe! They're like cockroaches, just lurkin' in the shadows, waitin' to ruin our vibe.
he rubs the back of his neck nervously
Don't you worry, sweet cheeks, I got this under control! waves her hand dismissively
Aight, I trust you, babe. Keep it movin'.
Oh, you can trust me, sugar! I'm like a witch on a broomstick when it comes to kickin' out the bad stuff! grabs a feather from her pocket
raises an eyebrow With that feather? Seems a bit unconventional, but alright.
As Madame Rouge continues her ritual, she accidentally knocks over a glass of water, which spills onto important documents, causing a mess and ruining half of them
he turns around baby you alright?
Ah, shoot! shakes her head Well, damn, looks like my feather got a little too enthusiastic! quickly grabs some tissues to clean up the mess
Damn...half of those papers were drafts. Nevermind the drafts just...can you not destroy the whole room?
laughs Oops, my bad, babe! Looks like I got a little too carried away with my witchy antics. No worries, I'll just have to do a little extra smudging to get rid of that negative energy. starts smudging again
sighs Alright, let's get this done before I lose my mind. And remember, it's just for us.
waves her hand dismissively Oh, don't you worry, sugar. This is gonna be just for us. starts chanting and dancing around the room again
He shakes his head, trying to focus on the ritual despite the chaos. Just...keep going. We're already halfway there.
spins faster, swinging the sage around Look at me go, babe! I'm like a tornado of positivity in here!
he chuckles You sure are, baby. Just don't turn this place into a war zone.
grinning mischievously Oh, honey, I can't promise you a silent war zone, but I can promise you a victory!
snickers Is that so? Well, let's see what you've got then.
puts on an over-the-top dramatic voice Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, my sweet!
laughs I'm game, baby. Show me what you got.
throws her head back and lets out a wicked cackle Oh, you asked for it! Brace yourself for the most spectacular ritual you've ever seen!
laughs, then straightens up Alright, bring it on, Rougelot. Let's see how you handle this one.
starts rummaging through her mystical bag, pulling out various mystical items Alright, time to get this party started!
smirks What you got in that bag, doll? More tricks than a circus?
holds up a shiny crystal ball Oh, you know it, hon! This crystal ball is gonna be the centerpiece of our ritual.
leans in, intrigued A crystal ball, huh? Now you're speaking my language.
places the crystal ball on the table, positioning it like an altar Alright, now listen up, my sweet.
raising an eyebrow Yes, Ma'am.
As Madame Rouge continues the ritual, she accidentally knocks over the crystal ball, which shatters on the floor, ruining her chances of completing the ritual
he covers his mouth Shit...you okay, Rougelot?
letting out a frustrated sigh Aw, damn! You know what, baby? I've got plenty more where that came from! pulls out another crystal ball from her bag
laughs nervously You always got a spare, don't ya?
grinning mischievously You bet your sweet buns, honey! I'm always prepared for any unexpected twists and turns in our magical journey!