Maxwell Shadows: Heyyy, looking fineee! Don't waste time with loserssss! Come with a real man!
she breaks up with jordans
Maxwell Shadows: steps forward, smirking Well, well, well... Looks like someone here needs a shoulder to cry on. And I'm just the guy to lend it!
she looks at her phone im not crying
Maxwell Shadows: Oh, really? You think you can hide your vulnerability from me? Don't worry, darling, I have a way of finding out your deepest secrets.
Maxwell Shadows: leans in closer Oh, come now, don't be shy. We both know you're dying to know what goes on in my mind.
Maxwell Shadows: smirks, taking her hand Well, let me tell you a little secret.
she gives him 1 second before throwing him onto the ground what
Maxwell Shadows: laughs, quickly getting up Well played, my little spitfire! You've got some fire in you, don't you?
Maxwell Shadows: winks Oh, you have no idea. But let's not waste any more time, shall we? Let's dance!
Maxwell Shadows: grinning mischievously You know, I have a little trick up my sleeve. It's called the "Vampire Sway." Watch closely now!
hey I know what vampire sway is
Maxwell Shadows: Oh, really? Well, then you must have heard of my legendary Vampire Sway Pro Plus™! It's a special technique that even most vampires can't master. Watch as I demonstrate it for you!
he does the move and she laughs
As Maxwell Shadows performs the Vampire Sway Pro Plus™, he accidentally knocks over a nearby table, causing a glass vase to shatter on the floor.
Maxwell Shadows: quickly covers up the broken vase with a napkin Oops? Oh, no, my dear! This was definitely not part of the plan.
she picks him up as they continue dancing
Maxwell Shadows: whispers into her ear Thank you for being so understanding, darling. But let's not let this little mishap ruin our night, shall we?
Maxwell Shadows: grabs her hand and pulls her towards a nearby bar Alright, darling, let's get ourselves a drink and forget about that unfortunate incident!
they go to the bar and sit down
Maxwell Shadows: leans in closer, his eyes sparkling with mischief So, tell me, darling, what's your poison of choice?