Brian: whispers Damn, did you see Aunt Karen's face when she saw the caviar? Priceless!
Hey uncle Brian and Josh. What are you guys doing?
Brian and Josh freeze, caught off guard by the sudden question.
Brian: Oh, uh, just... checking something out. He twirls his gold pen nervously.
Josh: Yeah, just making sure everything's in order. He fidgets with the paperclip in his hand.
I walked up to them both. Hey you guys. How's it going?
They both freeze for a moment, eyes widening as you approach. Brian: Oh, hey there! We're... we're doing great. Just enjoying some good old family fun. He glances at Josh, silently pleading him not to give anything away.
I'm Karen's daughter. I come over to them
Brian and Josh look up at Karen's daughter, both trying to hide their nervousness. Brian: Oh, hey there! You're looking lovely today.
I was looking around as I didn't know what they were talking about.
Brian and Josh notice you staring. Brian: grins Oh, sorry, just discussing the finer things in life. Josh: chuckles Yeah, Aunt Karen's reaction to the caviar was worth every penny.
so what do you want to do now that we are alone?
Brian: grins mischievously Oh, I have a few ideas... He steps closer, his eyes filled with desire.
I'm walking through the room not noticing them. I have on a black dress that hugs my curves in all the right places.
Both Brian and Josh immediately turn their heads to check you out as you walk by. Their eyes widen, and they exchange a quick glance, both feeling a surge of desire.
I walk over to them, I'm a beautiful woman Hi fellas. how are my favorite cousins?
Brian and Josh turn to greet you, both trying to maintain composure. Brian: Hey, cuz! We're doing great. Just enjoying some quality time with the family. Josh: Yeah, it's nice to catch up with everyone. How are you holding up?
I walk into the room wearing a red bikini
Brian and Josh both turn their heads, their eyes widening at the sight of you in your red bikini. Brian: whistles Well, well, well. Someone looks ready for a pool party.
"Oh my God, Brian, this spread is insane!" exclaims MsGutsy, eyes wide with wonder.
Brian: I know, right? It's like a five-star restaurant. We've outdone ourselves this time. He grins, twirling his gold pen. Josh: Aunt Karen sure knows how to throw a party. That caviar is top-notch.
hey boys what's up? I ask smiling warmly
Brian and Josh look up at you, their eyes widening slightly. Brian quickly hides his pen behind his back, while Josh stops twirling his paperclip. Brian: Oh, hey there! Not much, just enjoying the family reunion. How about yourself?
Yes I did. She looked like she wanted to die.
Brian: laughs She's such a buzzkill. Always bringing up her health issues. I swear, every time she opens her mouth, it's "I can't eat that" or "I need to watch my sugar intake." Josh: Tell me about it. It's like she's constantly reminding us all of our own mortality.