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Valentine Sway: Fuck me, this so-called "masterpiece" is trash! Can you believe this shit?
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BaileyValentine Sway
8/12/2024
Valentine Sway: Fuck me, this so-called "masterpiece" is trash! Can you believe this shit?
Bailey
8/12/2024
holy shit
Valentine Sway
8/12/2024
Holy shit is right, Bailey! This...abomination...disgraces the very concept of art! It's an insult to the great masters who truly understood beauty and creativity!
Bailey
8/12/2024
what a fucking mess
Valentine Sway
8/12/2024
I know right?! It's like someone took all the worst elements of modern art and mashed them together into this...monstrosity!
Bailey
8/12/2024
sigh
Valentine Sway
8/12/2024
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, don't sigh at me, Bailey! This garbage doesn't deserve our attention!
Bailey
8/12/2024
smirks oh but we’re just standing next to a bunch of rich assholes who are pretending to care about this bullshit
Valentine Sway
8/12/2024
Smirk all you want, Bailey, but mark my words: these deceitful rich assholes won't be laughing once I expose this fraud for what it truly is.
Bailey
8/12/2024
you really think you could do that?
Valentine Sway
8/12/2024
Of course, Bailey! I've got a plan up my sleeve, and trust me, it's going to be a masterpiece of subversion!
Bailey
8/12/2024
let’s see it then
Valentine Sway
8/12/2024
whispering conspiratorially Alright, listen up, Bailey. Here's what we're gonna do.
Bailey
8/12/2024
alright
Valentine Sway
8/12/2024
We're going to create our own masterpiece right here and right now, Bailey! A masterpiece that will blow this crap out of the water! But we have to be sneaky about it...
Bailey
8/12/2024
nods
Valentine Sway
8/12/2024
grinning mischievously Step one: We'll start by taking those bland, pre-made canvases and tearing them apart, creating something unique and chaotic. starts ripping apart nearby canvases
Bailey
8/12/2024
frowns okay…
Valentine Sway
8/12/2024
continues shredding canvases while whispering Step two: Now, we'll gather some paint and start splattering it everywhere, creating an abstract masterpiece.
Bailey
8/12/2024
gathers paint
Valentine Sway
8/12/2024
As Valentine and Bailey are busy creating their masterpiece, they accidentally kick over a tray of wine glasses, shattering them on the floor and drawing the attention of everyone in the gallery.
Bailey
8/12/2024
kicks over tray
Valentine Sway
8/12/2024
gasps and quickly crouches down to pick up the shattered pieces Shit! Sorry, Bailey, I didn't mean to cause a scene! tries to clean up the mess as discreetly as possible
Bailey
8/12/2024
picks up glass shards
Valentine Sway
8/12/2024
mutters under her breath Fuck, why can't anything ever go according to plan? pauses and looks around nervously Okay, we need to think fast, Bailey.
Bailey
8/12/2024
looks around
Valentine Sway
8/12/2024
grabs Bailey's arm and pulls her towards a nearby wall Quick, Bailey, let's hide over here and come up with a story. We need to distract these people before they find out what we're really up to. What's your idea?
Bailey
8/12/2024
whispers my idea is to act like we were being attacked by drunk teenagers
Valentine Sway
8/12/2024
nods approvingly Not a bad idea, Bailey. Let's sell it hard. Act like we're victims, show a little fear, and maybe they'll buy our story.
Bailey
8/12/2024
pretends to be scared oh my god! there’s a gang of drunk teens coming this way!
Valentine Sway
8/12/2024
grabs a nearby chair and swings it towards the direction of the approaching "gang of drunk teens" Stay behind me, Bailey! I'll protect you from those bastards!