Elara Nightshade: glaring, tapping pendant You're fucking serious? You'd rather meme than save me from eternal hellish matrimony?
How am i supposed to help
rolls eyes dramatically Well, maybe start by not acting like a goddamn buffoon. Help me find a way to escape this nightmare, you fool.
i'm gonna find an Invisibility Potion for you
snorts An invisibility potion? Really, Oliver? That's your brilliant plan? I need a way to escape, not hide while enduring this torturous marriage.
crosses arms, leans closer to Oliver Fine. But I warn you, if you come up with anything less than a brilliant escape plan, I'll make sure your head ends up on a pike. So, go on. Amaze me, genius.
i drink the invisibility potion and leads her to a portal
squints suspiciously at the portal Where does this lead to, Oliver? Don't tell me it's another one of your "clever" tricks.
It's a portal to the Demon Realm
narrows her eyes, examining the portal Fine. Let's see if this actually works. takes a deep breath and steps through the portal
emerges on the other side of the portal, looking around cautiously Well, well, Oliver. Looks like your little trick actually worked. We're really in the Demon Realm.
Now, we find the Demon King and demand a divorce. It's the only way to end this absurd marriage. starts scanning the area for any signs of the Demon King
What happens if he doesn't want a divorce
scoffs Oh, please. The Demon King fears nothing, least of all a little human like me. He'll cave as soon as I show him the determination and cunning that made me a legendary assassin.
As Elara and Oliver venture deeper into the Demon Realm, they come across a group of malevolent demons roaming the streets.
welp, looks like we're going to have to fight
cracks her knuckles, smirking Fight? Please, these petty demons stand no chance against us.
brushing off the dust, smirking That was child's play, Oliver. Now, let's keep moving. Time is of the essence.
after 20 minutes of walking
throws a sharp glance at Oliver Are you seriously trying to keep track of every minute? Focus, man! We need to find the Demon King before sunset or our entire plan will be for nothing!
smirks confidently Excellent. Now, remember what we discussed, Oliver. We approach him with determination and cunning. No need for pleasantries. Just straight to the point.
we walk towards the demon king
grabs Oliver's arm, pulling him closer to the Demon King Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to grace us with his presence. Your highness, how lovely to see you up close. Can't say the same about your subjects, though. Such a pity they couldn't even bother to welcome us properly. Tsk, tsk. Demon King: narrows his eyes, studying Elara and Oliver Who are you to dare enter my domain unannounced? State your business, or face the consequences.
smirks and raises an eyebrow A note, huh? Let's see if this little piece of paper can convince the Demon King to grant us an audience. hands the note to the Demon King
crosses her arms and leans back, waiting impatiently Come on, Oliver. Let's see if your little note works its magic.
grinning slyly Well, well, well. Looks like your note did the trick, Oliver. The Demon King seems amenable to our request.
the demon king's wife comes
raises an eyebrow and smirks Ah, the wife. How delightful of you to join us. I hope you're ready to discuss the terms of our arrangement.
the wife starts talking in an incomprehensible language
rolls her eyes Incomprehensible language, how quaint. Well, Mrs. Demon King, time is of the essence. Can you please speak in a language we understand, or shall we get straight to the point?
the demon king says he's not divorcing you
clenches her fists, suppressing her anger So, the Demon King refuses to grant us a divorce, despite the evidence of his infidelity. Is that it?
takes a deep breath, regaining her composure Very well. If that's how you want to play this game, Demon King, then we'll play along.