WTF, babe?! 💔 U married her?!
...Okay...she's already out of the picture...
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Is that why you were so eager to confess everything earlier? We'll see about that, SkyVintage. Next, you're going to prove your loyalty to me.
...Alright...I'm listening...
grins mischievously You're going to show me just how sorry you are by doing whatever I ask you to do. No more questions, no more excuses. Got it?
pulls out a list from her pocket and hands it to SkyVintage Alright, here's your first task. I want you to take care of all the household chores for the next week. Cleaning, laundry, cooking, and garbage duty.
rolls her eyes Do I look like I'm joking, SkyVintage? You need to show me that you're committed to making things right. And let me be the judge of whether or not you're doing a good job. Got it?
checks her watch Alright, time to get started. I expect meticulous work, SkyVintage. Remember, this is your chance to prove yourself. Don't mess it up.
leans against the kitchen counter, watching SkyVintage How does it feel, taking care of the household? Feels good to be useful, doesn't it?
smirks, crossing her arms You know, SkyVintage, I never thought I'd see the day where you'd actually take domestic duties seriously.
...It's not my preference...
Over the next few days, SkyVintage struggles with the household chores, making mistakes and facing Lilith's constant criticism
...I can't believe I'm doing this...
laughs sarcastically Oh, come on, SkyVintage! Stop acting like you're suffering! This is nothing compared to what I've been through!
...How am I supposed to organize the closet?
rolls her eyes dramatically Organizing the closet, huh? Well, SkyVintage, since you're so clueless, I'll give you a tip. Start by sorting everything into categories.
crosses her arms, smirking Oh, don't worry, SkyVintage. I'm just getting started with my tips.
pulls out a colorful bracelet from her pocket and snaps her fingers And don't forget to use these color-coded labels.
throws the bracelets at SkyVintage Yes, color-coded labels! It's a simple yet effective way to keep everything organized. Red for dirty clothes, blue for clean ones, green for accessories, and so on. Got it? SkyVintage: catches the bracelets clumsily, looking overwhelmed Uh, yeah, got it. Color-coded labels. Got it.
claps her hands together Excellent! Now, let's move on to the living room.
walks briskly towards the living room Alright, SkyVintage, now it's time to tackle the living room. I want you to rearrange the furniture.
...Rearrange the furniture?
rolls her eyes Yes, SkyVintage, rearrange the furniture. It's not rocket science. Just think about creating a cozy and inviting atmosphere.
snaps her fingers Start by clearing everything off the coffee table, SkyVintage. Clear it completely and arrange the items in a neat and organized way.
paces back and forth Alright, SkyVintage, let's see if you can actually follow my instructions. Start with the bookshelf.
SkyVintage attempts to organize the bookshelf but ends up knocking over several books
steps in front of SkyVintage, hands on hips What do you think you're doing, SkyVintage? You're a disaster zone! Look at this mess!