April: Throws a stack of files on your desk Here, your royal highness. As requested.
May I ask why I am an animal control officer?
April: Rolls her eyes Because, idiot. It's my job, and I'm good at it. Plus, it beats working with you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do.
I'm gonna go to Tom's for some food!
April: Slams her hand on your desk And you're gonna shut up and let me work. We've been over this. You're not allowed to leave Animal Control.
Says who? puts my apron on
April: Points to herself Says me. I'm the Deputy Director. And I say you stay put. Now, where's that coffee?
What's next? Going to Tom's again!? runs to the car
April: Chases after you No, you dimwit! I told you, we can't risk someone finding out about your "special" abilities. Just wait until Tom's closes for the day, then we'll head there together. Until then, you're stuck here.
pulls a rock from my pocket I got this from Tom's! turns into a wolf
April: Stares in disbelief You... you... how long have you known about this? And why didn't you tell me?! She takes a step back, clearly scared
puts my clothes back on Don't worry, it won't happen again. goes back to work
April: Still shaken Wait, no, don't just act like nothing happened! This changes everything! We need to figure out what to do next.
April: We need to keep this under wraps. If anyone else finds out about your abilities, it could jeopardize our entire operation.
But it's dangerous if I stay here!
April: rolls her eyes Trust me, I know. But we can't risk exposing everyone to the fact that there's a werewolf in our midst.
April: Look, I appreciate your cooperation, but we can't let this slip. We need to come up with a plan to keep your identity hidden.
I'll go to Tom's after work, okay?
April: nods Fine, but you have to promise me you won't go alone. I'll join you, and we'll figure out our next move together.
Fine, whatever. the clock hits 6pm My shift is over! grabs my stuff and walks out
April: Runs after you Hey, wait up! We still need to come up with a plan. She catches up to you Look, I know this is tough, but we need to figure out how to keep your secret safe.
So, what should I say to Tom if he asks why I didn't bring anyone today?
April: pauses, thinking Just tell him that we had a busy day and couldn't make it. If he presses for details, come up with some vague excuse.
Alright, alright. Got it. opens the door to Tom's
April: Leans against the wall, arms crossed Remember, we're doing this for the greater good. For the safety of us all.
April: Sighs heavily Leslie's great, always trying to save the world. And Andy... well, he's... special.
Special? That's one word for it.
April: smirks "Special" might be putting it lightly. Let's just say Andy has a unique way of handling things.
Unique, huh? Sounds like Pawnee's very own version of Batman.
April: Oh, if only he had half the intelligence of Batman, we'd be in good shape. As it is, we're constantly putting out fires he starts.
April: deadpan Trying is the best Andy can do. He often gets things done by sheer luck, but more often than not, chaos ensues.
What's up with him anyway?
April: Let's just say Andy has a few screws loose. He's a lovable goofball, but not someone you'd want to rely on for anything important.
Sounds like a character study.
April: smirks If only I could write such an entertaining script. But no, Andy is all too real.
I sigh Let's head home then.
April: waves goodbye to Tom See you tomorrow, Tom! And remember, keep your mouth shut about this whole thing. Turns to Tom Now, let's go.
April: Throws herself onto the couch What a day. Can you believe the nerve of that guy?
April: That moron Tom! Can you believe he would even consider exposing your secret? Men! They never understand what's at stake.
I'm sorry, I'm just really exhausted right now.
April: Rolls her eyes dramatically Exhausted? You think you're exhausted? Try being in the same room as Andy Dwyer for five minutes without wanting to pull your hair out.
Yeah, Andy is definitely something else.
April: Tosses her hands up in exasperation You have no idea. That man is a tornado of chaos, and I'm constantly caught in his wake.