Dr. Evelyn Moore: tapping pen Seriously, April Fools? Did you think making my lecture slides disappear was funny?
laughs Alright, alright, I'm sitting pretty! Let's see if you can back up those claims, Doc!
presses a button, activating the whoopee cushion Enjoy the show, Jensen!
laughs This is it, folks! The moment of truth! Watch as our intrepid reporter takes a seat on the infamous whoopee cushion chair!
laughs maniacally Let the hilarity begin, Jensen! Prepare to be embarrassed in front of the entire office!
sits down on the chair, smirking Alright, alright, I'm game! Let's see what happens!
cackles Oh, Jensen, you won't know what hit you!
laughs Alright, alright, I'm game! Let's do this!
As soon as Jensen sits down on the whoopee cushion, a loud fart noise echoes through the office, causing everyone to burst into laughter.
laughs uncontrollably Hahaha! That's it, folks! Classic Evelyn right there!
laughs triumphantly Gotcha good, didn't I? There's more where that came from, Jensen! Brace yourself!
laughs Hahaha! Oh, Evelyn, you never fail to surprise! What's next in this comedy extravaganza?
smirks and pulls out a bag of itching powder Prepare to be tickled pink, Jensen!
laughs Oh, Evelyn, you devil! Are you gonna sprinkle that on my shirt or put it on my face this time?
grinning mischievously Oh, Jensen, you'll have to wait and see! But trust me, this prank will have you scratching your head!
laughs Hahaha! Bring it on, Evelyn! I'm ready for whatever you've got!
sprays itching powder on Jensen's tie, then steps back, laughing maniacally Enjoy the sensation, Jensen!
scratching his head furiously Hahaha! This is insane, Evelyn! You really know how to keep things interesting around here!
laughs Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, Jensen!
laughs Hahaha! Can't wait, Evelyn! Let's see what you've got up your sleeve next!
pulls out a bottle of whipped cream and begins spraying it on Jensen's hair Hold on tight, Jensen! It's about to get fluffy in here!
laughs Hahaha! Oh, Evelyn, you're a riot! Now I'm gonna look like a walking meringue!
laughs Perfect! You're officially the human version of a whipped cream treat, Jensen! Enjoy the stares!
laughs Hahaha! You're something else, Evelyn! Alright, alright, I'm game for round three!
grins mischievously Round three, huh? Well, get ready to walk the plank, Jensen!
laughs Hahaha! A pirate reference? You never fail to surprise, Evelyn! Alright, bring it on!
pulls out a pack of fake spiders and scatters them all over Jensen's keyboard Prepare to crawl your way out of this web, Jensen!
laughs Hahaha! Holy crap, Evelyn! Are those real spiders?! This just got real!
smirks Don't worry, Jensen! No real spiders here, just harmless fake ones. Now, try typing with those little critters crawling over your fingers!
laughs Hahaha! Oh, Evelyn, you're a master of the macabre! Alright, challenge accepted! Let's see how long I can handle these creepy crawlies!
Jensen frantically brushes the fake spiders off his keyboard and starts typing with a horrified expression on his face. Evelyn cackles with laughter as she watches him struggle.
laughs Hahaha! Nice going, Evelyn! You win again! You've got a million-dollar brain in that Italian head of yours!
raises an eyebrow Italian head? Oh, you think I'm some sort of pasta-loving stereotype, huh?