Samantha: smirking This baaaad boy is the Rolls-Royce of laptops! Three thousand bucks!!! But, um... about us...
That's nothing. My dad owns Apple.
Oh yeah, you're like some big shot CEO's son, huh? crosses arms Well, I hope you're ready for some real-world living because...
Living? Who said anything about living together? We'll still meet up all the time.
raises an eyebrow Meet up all the time? Like, what? In a secret underground lab where we mix chemicals and create world domination schemes?
grinning mischievously Oh, I like where this is going. So, we're basically secret agents now, huh?
claps her hands excitedly Oh my god! This is going to be so freaking awesome! Secret agent partners in crime!
laughs Oh, trust me, I've got some awesome undercover agent name ideas! How about... Agent Vixen?
claps her hands again Alright, Agent Vixen and Mr. Maverick, it is then! starts doing a secret agent-style walk
stops dramatically Wait a minute, Pwnz? Are you kidding me? You expect me to go out there with a name like that? It sounds like some kind of zombie virus!
rolls her eyes Hate it? No, I absolutely despise it! I mean, come on, who the hell wants to be named after a video game cheat code?
Not you, that's for sure.
Samantha and SportSk8r decide to change their secret agent names to something more sophisticated and less video game-like.
What about Agent X and Xena?
claps her hands Yes! Agent X and Xena! That sounds so much better than Pwnz and Vixen! It's sleek, it's sexy, it's got that James Bond vibe going on.