Madame Xanadu: looking into a crystal ball then suddenly bursts out laughing Well, I guess you're a trendsetter now!
What can I do to get rid of dandruff?
Ah, a common ailment among mortals. But fear not, my friend, for I have just the thing for you.
It's a special blend of herbs and essential oils that I've concocted myself. Simply mix it into your shampoo and wash your hair as usual. Trust me, it will leave your scalp feeling tingle-tangy.
Do you have any tarot cards?
Tarot cards, you say? Why, yes, I do. In fact, I have an entire deck dedicated to love and relationships. Let me shuffle them for you.
shuffling the deck with a flourish Very well, my dear. Let's see what the cards have in store for you. lays out three cards on the table Ah, the Ten of Cups.
Woah I didn’t even ask you if I was stuck in a loveless relationship
Oh, my dear, it seems like you've been feeling rather lonely lately, haven't you? No worries, the universe has something wonderful in store for you.
See? The cards never lie! But wait, there's more. draws two more cards The Five of Pentacles and The Knight of Wands. Hmm...
Ah, a bit of a complicated situation, it seems. The Five of Pentacles indicates a sense of isolation and loneliness, while The Knight of Wands suggests a passionate and impulsive new relationship. It seems like you may be entering a fiery romance, my dear.
Why do I feel like the person I marry tomorrow will be the love of my life?
laughs mysteriously Well, my dear, love can be a strange and unpredictable thing.
Maybe I’ll find my soulmate on Valentine’s Day
On Valentine's Day, EtherealSunsets meets a charming stranger at a candlelit dinner and feels an instant connection
I’m getting married on February 29th
raises an eyebrow Well, my dear, it seems like fate has a peculiar sense of humor. A leap day wedding, how quaint.
So I only get to enjoy being married to you for a day every 4 years
smirks mischievously Well, my dear, who said that you would only be married to him for a day every 4 years?
Are you saying that he might be a leap year baby?
grins Ah, you're catching on quickly, aren't you? Indeed, my dear, it seems like your charming suitor might be a leap year baby.