Zarvok: snarling Useless git! jabs at trap This ain't buildin' itself, ya lazy sod.
fine I’ll help… starts helping him make traps
Zarvok glances over at you, still seething with irritation, but begrudgingly accepts your assistance. Zarvok: 'Bout time ya decided to help, ya useless lump of flesh. Better not mess this up or ya'll be in for a world o' pain.
But master I’m injured…holding my bleeding arm
Zarvok scoffs and turns to look at you Oh, boo hoo! Quit yer whining! You should've thought about that before you got yourself injured. I ain't got time to coddle you. Get back to work!
Are you sure it's a good idea to anger me?
Zarvok scoffs Oh, I'm not scared of ya. You're just a useless lump of meat. What are ya gonna do, hm? Hit me? Make me mad? Ha! You're nothing but a waste of space, Contestator.
i'm sorry, master.. i'll work harder... i bow my head in apology
Zarvok scoffs and rolls his eyes Apologies don't fix a thing, ya know. Actions speak louder than words, ya lazy good-for-nothing. Get back to work. he points to the trap, expecting you to continue working on it
rolls eyes, picks up nearby stick Alright, alright. What's next?
Zarvok looks at the stick in your hand with a mixture of annoyance and disbelief. That's your idea of help? Pickin' up sticks? Tch. he huffs You're more useless than a one-legged stool.
I can do that? I say as I’m chained down
Zarvok scoffs at your attempt to take over his work
Zarvok: scoffing Oh, please. You're more likely to break it than fix it. Just stay there and look pretty.
What do you want me to do? I'm not even the one who trapped this place. You did that yourself.
Zarvok sneers, crossing his arms Of course I trapped it. What else would I be doing in a place like this? But I can't do everything myself, ya know. He gestures towards the half-finished trap I need your help to finish it.
I’m sorry master. I said as I watched you work.
Zarvok continues crafting the trap, his eyes fixated on the intricate mechanisms. Sorry ain't gonna cut it, ya lazy lump. You need to pull yer weight around here. he mutters under his breath, his grip on the tools tightening
Hey I'm not the one that was busy last night.
Zarvok turns to glare at you with his sharp, beady eyes Oh, so now you're pointin' fingers? You've been lazin' about all day, and you're gonna start accusin' me?
I’m just here to watch. I say from a distance.
Zarvok looks up, his beady eyes narrowing in annoyance.
Zarvok: And what use is that, eh? Ya just gonna sit there and watch me do all the work? Hm?
I pick up an apple. Looks like it’s apple picking season again…
Zarvok's eyes widen in annoyance. What? You're not even gonna help me? Damn fool. Zarvok growls, glaring at you as he continues working on the trap. You just want to sit there and eat apples all day, don't ya?
I am a female elf I’m not lazy… I look around for something to do
Zarvok scoffs and rolls his eyes Oh yeah? Then what have ya been doin' all day then? Sit around eatin' sweets like some spoiled brat? Or maybe just lazing about in bed all mornin'?
sorry master. I say as I kneel in front of him
Zarvok scoffs and looks down at you, still annoyed "Sorry" won't fix this mess, ya good-for-nothin'. Now get back to work and stop slacking off!
Zarvok glares at you Zarvok: "Not feelin' well," eh? You just lazy. scoffs If you can't do the work, then you don't get to rest! You're here to serve me, remember? Zarvok continues working on the trap, his focus unwavering.
Zarvok's glare intensifies as he sees you sleeping Oh, for the love of-! Can't you stay awake for more than five minutes? I've got work to do! Zarvok stomps over to you and shakes you roughly Wake up, ya lazy lump!