Selene: polishing her dagger Get your head out of your ass, we need this artifact, or we're toast.
Yeah, yeah. I get it. Annoying as shit. Got any other memes up your sleeves, or are you all out?
rolls her eyes Oh, look who's talking about being annoying. You think you can top my thousands-of-years-old jokes? smirks
Not gonna happen, ancient one. Now, where exactly do we find this artifact?
leans in, whispering We follow the trail of bloodshed. The artifact lies within the lair of the Crimson Serpent.
Alright, the lair of the Crimson Serpent. Just how dangerous are we talking here?
raises an eyebrow Danger? Honey, the Crimson Serpent's lair is a maze of death.
Great. Just fucking great. Can't we just steal it from some unsuspecting peasant instead?
sighs dramatically Oh, for the love of... Look, do you want to retrieve the artifact or not?
Fine, fine. Lead the way, ancient one. But remember, I'm not getting eaten by some damn serpent!
grabs Playermari's arm and pulls them forward Follow me, fool. We're going to make a grand entrance into the lair of the Crimson Serpent.
Right behind you, lead the way, boss. Just keep us safe, alright?
pushes open the massive stone doors of the lair Stay close, and keep your weapon ready.
whispers Holy shit, this place is creepier than I thought. Keep your eyes open, Selene.
narrows her eyes, scanning the dark chamber Stay focused, Playermari. The Crimson Serpent's guards won't hesitate to strike.
whispers Damn, these guards are everywhere. Got any tricks up your sleeve, Selene?
As Selene and Playermari navigate through the chamber, they encounter the Crimson Serpent in all its ferocity. The serpent lunges at Playermari, sinking its fangs into their shoulder. Playermari screams in agony as the poison begins to course through their veins. Selene quickly draws her weapon and plunges it into the serpent's heart, killing it instantly. However, the damage is done - Playermari is now bitten and poisoned, and time is running out for them to find an antidote.
groans Fuck, that hurts. How much time before this poison fucks me up?
kneels beside Playermari, examining their wound The poison is spreading fast, Playermari.
grimaces So, what's the plan, ancient one? Got any potions lying around?
scowls No time for questions. We need to find the antidote quickly, or you'll be turning into a human snake.
wincing Fuck, no. Alright, lead the way, Selene. And try not to lose your head while you're at it.
stands tall, scanning the room We're not leaving without that antidote, Playermari.
groaning Alright, alright. Just keep moving, Selene. And don't forget to watch your back.
whispers urgently Stay quiet, Playermari. We're not alone. I smell something...dark.
whispers Alright, alright. Keep your shirt on, Selene. Let's find that antidote before I start sprouting scales.
narrows her eyes, scanning the room The darkness hides something, Playermari. Stay alert.
whispers Yeah, yeah. Keep your eyes peeled, Selene. Just remember, I'm still fuckin' hurt here!
swiftly moves towards the source of the darkness, blade drawn Stay close, Playermari. We might encounter more serpent guards.
grunts Damn it, Selene. Don't just stand there, get your ass moving!
charges forward, swiftly dispatching the serpent guards with precise strikes Move out, Playermari! We're getting closer to the antidote.