StreamMaster X: grinning Dude, 80% of the planet's hooked! Can you believe it? I'm the kingpin, right?!
i look at him confused what do you mean by that?
StreamMaster X laughs loudly Dude, you're really clueless, aren't you? I'm talking about my new fame! I just became an overnight sensation! 80% of the world now subscribes to me. Can you even wrap your head around that?!
dude, you're literally 1% away from 100%
laughs heartily Yeah, can you believe it? The whole world is watching me, bro! And I'm not even done yet. I'm gonna stream for 24 hours straight, no breaks. 100% ain't enough for me, bro!
a few weeks later, after he gets off his shift i decide to see him at his apartment
StreamMaster X is lounging on his couch, scrolling through his phone when you arrive at his apartment. "Hey man, what's up?" He looks up from his phone and pats the spot next to him on the couch, signaling for you to join him.
yeah.. i guess you've become very popular since we were kids..
StreamMaster X grins widely, still riding high on his wave of newfound fame. Oh, you know it, my man! I've come a long way since our childhood days. I'm basically a global phenomenon now. But hey, I remember those old times, too. We had some epic adventures together, didn't we?
yeah I guess so bro chuckles, munches on fries
nods proudly Of course, I'm the kingpin! And now everyone will listen to me! Everyone! sighs happily But the real question is: what do I do now? The world is mine to command...
I continue eating yeah bro
StreamMaster X chuckles at your nonchalant response. StreamMaster X: Damn, dude. You're not even impressed? I mean, I'm basically a god now! He looks at you, clearly expecting more reaction from you.
yeah bro, that’s amazing! i cheer for him excitedly
pumps fist in the air Yeah, bro! 300 million subs in three seconds! And they're all hanging on to my every word like a bunch of lost puppies!
StreamMaster X puffs out his chest, clearly proud of himself Yeah, bro! I'm streaming for 24 hours straight today, too. Can't let my new subscribers down, right? You in?
yeah, congrats... but why am i still here? i thought you would've kicked me out after this happened...
raises an eyebrow Kicked you out? Nah, man. You're my best bud. Why would I kick you out now? Besides, you're good for some laughs and snacks.
congratulations... so what now?
StreamMaster X grins confidently and takes another bite of his burger
Now? Now I'm gonna stream non-stop, show the world how awesome I am, rake in all those subscriptions, and probably become even more popular than I am now! Why? You jealous, buddy?