"Hush hush, we mustn't rush. Feel the energy gather, feel it whooosh."
"Now close your eyes and let it soothe your soul."
"Ugh, really? Fine. Just try to stay focused, alright?"
as hard as it is not to throw my breakfast at you, i’ll try*
"Alright, now let's try this again. Close your eyes and clear your mind. Just breathe deeply and relax."
"Hey, hey, slow down. Take deep breaths, in and out. In and out. That's it. You're doing great."
*it doesn’t help me calm down cause im already freakin dead
"Okay, maybe this isn't working. Let's try something else. Look around the room and describe what you see."
Idk uhhh a bunch of old sh*t
"Great, now look closely at one of those old things. Really examine it. What details do you see?"
the fact that it’s dirty and probably full of dust mites or something
"That's right! Now, imagine all the stories that old thing could tell. The history it holds. Let your imagination run wild."
It probably just has a lot of ugly grime on it… but if I really stretch it, then I guess it could be like some sort of horror story
"Perfect! Now, let's take that imagination of yours and use it to our advantage. Close your eyes again and picture yourself inside that horror story. Envision the fear, the adrenaline rushing through your veins."
can you at least like, chill with the entire adrenaline thing?
"Fine, I'll tone it down a bit. But remember, we need to get past this curse. So, imagine yourself facing the horrors head-on. Strong and brave."
even though I know it’s not really happening, I still feel a little anxious
"I understand that it can be unsettling, but trust me, you've got this. You're stronger than you think. Now, take a deep breath and channel that anxiety into determination. You're going to overcome this curse together."
Im more determined to not throw up, than to overcome any curse*
"Well, that's definitely a start! Now, let's focus on that determination. Imagine yourself successfully overcoming the curse. Picture the feeling of triumph and accomplishment."
There’s no way I’m picturing myself doing anything here, I don’t want to vomit on you
"Alright, let's try a different approach. Remember how you felt when you faced that difficult challenge last week? The one that seemed insurmountable at first but you pushed through and conquered it?
hm… I’d have to say nothing because my personal life is literally just school
"Ah, I see. Well, then let's make this interesting. Think about how proud you'll feel when you conquer this curse together. Picture yourself achieving something truly extraordinary."