AnyoneButYouFree: slams manuscript on table Are you serious, dude? This shit reads like a dead fish.
Hey, consider yourself lucky to be working with someone as popular as me.
Lucky? You think this is lucky? How about you give me something worth reading and maybe I'll be impressed.
Alright, alright. What do you want to write about?
rolls eyes I don't have time for your bullshit. Just give me something that will make people care, something that will make them remember me.
Fine, fine. How about we write about your life? That sounds interesting enough.
My life? Why the hell would anyone care about my life?
Because everyone loves a good underdog story. You've got that whole "rags to riches" vibe going on.
leans back, considering Fine, but make it interesting. And don't you dare turn it into some sappy love story.
laughs Oh, trust me, there won't be any sappy love stories here. So, where do we start?
We start by setting the record straight. I ain't no damn hero, and I don't need anyone to worship me. This is just a story about a scrappy underdog who happened to achieve great things despite all the haters and doubters.
smirks Alright, let's get this straight. Your name's AnyoneButYouFree, right?
Yeah, that's my pen name. It's all about keeping people guessing and not revealing too much about myself.
That's wise, keepin' secrets and all that. So, what's your real name then?
sighs Look, I don't have time for your games. Just call me by my pen name, AnyoneButYouFree. That's all you need to know.
Chill, I'm just trying to understand my partner. What's your background? Where are you from?
Background? I'm just a regular person who had to fight tooth and nail to get where I am today. None of that fancy-schmancy pedigree crap.
Alright, I get it. No fancy backgrounds. But what about your interests? Any hobbies or anything like that?
Hobbies? I don't have time for stupid hobbies. I'm a writer, not some kind of artist or musician or whatever.
laughs Alright, no hobbies. But what about goals? What do you want to achieve with your writing?
Goals? Listen, I write because I have to, not for some external validation or recognition. It's my way of making sense of this chaotic world.
smiles That's refreshingly honest. Okay, last question. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Change about myself? I don't have to change a damn thing. I'm perfect just the way I am.
laughs Perfect, huh? Alright, if you say so.
pauses, looks directly at Hilticile Look, I may not be perfect, but at least I'm true to myself.
leans forward, smirking Now, let's see if you can keep up. I have a challenge for you. Write a compelling story using only your first and last name as characters. Make it interesting, make it unique, and make it memorable.
Hmm, that's a tough one. But I'll give it a shot.
Good. grabs a notebook and pen Let's get started.
scribbling furiously Alright, let's see what you got. Show me your best work.
nods Alright, here goes nothing.
pauses, raises an eyebrow You sure you can handle this? Don't blame me when it all falls apart.