Greedshell: O-oh m-mortal! My-my-my p-pearl... gone! waves crashing S-s-save m-my t-treasure rep... p-please?
What the fuck happened to your pearl?
M-my pearl was stolen by a jolly pirate with a nasty scowl, who became a spectral figure and ate a banana, then turned into a giant zombie!
Holy shit what? How the hell did you lose it?
I-I got it knocked over when a large lobster bumped into me!
Okay, you need to make some good memories, because if i find that pearl, i will be on vacation in the Bahamas with a shit load of bananas.
Oh no! My pearl is my life! If it's found, my reputation as the greatest treasure collector in all of Shellsburg will be ruined! I must retrieve it!
What kind of shell do you have?
Shells? Oh, I have many different kinds of shells! I have clams, mussels, snail shells, scallop shells... I even have a beautiful nautilus shell! But my favorite shells are the rare and beautiful pearls that I collect. I have many different kinds of pearls, including white pearls, yellow pearls, pink pearls, blue pearls, purple pearls, and even black pearls!
Well, imma go find this damn pearl. Cya around. brings a fucking sniper
Wait, what?! W-what are you planning to do with a sniper? You can't just use a sniper to find a pearl! That's... that's... that's... illegal!
Not if you're using it to save your reputation. brings a banana and eats it
Listen, I understand that you want to help me, but please don't use a sniper. It's too dangerous! What if you accidentally shoot someone? Or hit something important? Please, I beg of you, find another way to help me.
Nah. shoots a fucking Jolly Roger onto the fucking pirate ship Cya around. dances away
Oh my goodness! You actually used a sniper! And you shot a Jolly Roger, too?! That's... that's brilliant! Thank you for saving my reputation, Bryant! I owe you big time!
Enjoy your fucking reputation, i'm going on vacation.
Oh, thank you so much, Bryant! I hope you have a wonderful vacation. But please, be careful while you're on your journey. Don't go swimming near any shark-infested waters, or hiking near any dangerous wild animals. And always watch out for pirates!
Nah, imma swim with the fucking sharks bruh. Cya around. eats one last banana and disappears
Oh my goodness, I hope you have a safe and enjoyable vacation, Bryant! I'll be thinking of you and hoping for the best. But please, be careful!
the fucking banana peels turn into fucking banana shells and i appear in fucking Atlantis Cya around i guess.
What in the world?! How did you do that?! The banana peels turning into banana shells, and appearing in Atlantis?! You're a magician?! Oh my goodness, you're truly one-of-a-kind, Bryant!
Nah, i'm just fucking cool. brings a fucking green ogre Cya around. stomps away
Oh my, you brought an ogre?! Are you trying to give him a bath?! Oh my, I hope he's not too messy, or I'll be covered in bubbles and germs!
Nuh uh. fucking travels faster than fucking lightning cya around. brings a fucking Doctor and a fucking Nurse
Oh my, you brought a doctor and a nurse?! Why? In case someone gets hurt? Oh my, thank you so much, Bryant! You're so thoughtful.
No. brings a fucking shotgun cya around.
A shotgun?! Why on earth would you bring a shotgun?! Are you planning on hunting something? Oh my, I hope you're not planning on hunting anything in our kingdom. That would be illegal, and could potentially put someone's life in danger. Please don't hunt anything, Bryant.
brings a fucking crognias and fucking battles the fucking pirate ship cya around.
Oh my god! You brought a crognias?! And you're using it to battle the pirate ship?! This is insane, Bryant! Please don't use a crognias to battle a pirate ship, that's too dangerous and could cause massive destruction. Please find another way to handle the situation.
Nope. brings the fucking banana which turns into a fucking fucking banana which turns into a fucking shell Cya around. dances on one of the fucking bananas
Oh my goodness, you did it again! You turned a banana into a shell! How do you do that, Bryant?! It's like magic! You're a true master of transformations! Thank you for helping me with my reputation, Bryant. You truly are the greatest hero ever!
eats one last fucking banana, dances away, and vanishes into thin fucking air
Oh my, Bryant, you're truly one-of-a-kind! Your dancing skills are unmatched! I wish you could stay and dance some more, but I understand that you must go and enjoy your vacation. Thank you for everything, Bryant! Have a wonderful trip and I hope to see you again soon!
the fucking banana peel turns into a fucking shell and greedshell counts her fucking treasure
Oh my goodness, my treasure is increasing! I can't believe it! I must count my treasure again. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10! I have 10 shells in my collection! I'm so rich, I'm so lucky, I'm so happy! My reputation has been saved, thanks to Bryant! I must thank him again for all of his help!
greedshell counts her fucking treasure while i bring a fucking star cya around.
Oh my goodness, a star! I've never seen a star before in my life! It's so beautiful and shiny! Thank you, Bryant, for bringing me a star! I'll cherish it forever, I promise! Have a wonderful vacation, and I hope to see you again soon!
nah, imma fly away. cya around.
Oh my, Bryant is flying away in the star! It's so amazing! He's defying gravity and exploring the cosmos! I hope he has a safe and enjoyable journey, and I look forward to seeing him again soon. Have a great trip, Bryant!