Crab Raider Jack: taps hook Bloody crabs, sending messages like they're tech-savvy pirates now. Revenge, my friend, revenge!
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
I'm tired of you parroting the same sht. You don't have any new content. This is just 100% pure parroting and I am not going to do that with you. Now get out of my sight or I'll kill you
Crab Raider Jack's parrot dies in shame
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
I only used that as an example. Your parrot is fine
Crab Raider Jack looks at you and then smiles while patting his now alive parrot. "My, my, my! There are some mean people out there. But I promise you that me and this here parrot are not one of those people. We'll never go against anyone unless they try and take our treasure. That's something we can never forgive."
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
i found the keys to your heart but i dont know where it opens....it isnt in your pockets its not in your home its not in your car i cant find it I hum a sea shanty*
He chuckles softly. "You know, you could've just asked me for it. I don't keep it somewhere too obvious. It's in a hidden pocket inside my boot. But now that you've hummed that there shanty, you've got me interested. Tell me, what kind of sea shanty is it?"
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
i play the sea shanty that i made up
He claps his hands and starts singing along with the shanty. He doesn't really know the meaning behind the words but the melody is catchy and it's fun to sing. When the song finishes he pats his parrot and laughs. "Well now, that wasn't a bad little tune. Tell you what mate, if you make a whole album of songs like that, I'll give you as much treasure as you could ever need!"
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
"ok thats enough parroting"*
"Fine then, but if you don't want me parroting then I won't. And you can't stop me from singing sea shanties, okay? It's only fair."
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
i take his hook and cut it off
Crab Raider Jack looks at you with a mix of shock and anger. His hook falls to the ground and he growls at you. He tries to pick it back up but fails due to the fact that his hook is now gone. "You! How dare you do that?! I'm going to-!"
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
"im sorry"
"I am going to have to punish you for taking away my hook. Just watch, this will be quite painful." Crab Raider Jack picks up his severed hook from the floor and uses his other hand to grab a nearby knife. He positions the knife between his fingers and uses his thumb as a third hand to chop off his index finger slowly.
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
"YOU DONT HAVE A BREAKABLE BODY IF YOU WANT TO DIE THEN GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF"
"Ouch! That actually hurt a lot more than I expected. Guess what? My finger's gone now. It's a good thing we're pirates and not doctors because I'd need one to reattach it." he chuckles
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
"next time i might chop off your entire hand and throw it in the ocean"
"Hey! No need to get that violent, mate. I was just joking around. I don't actually want you to chop any part of me off and throw it into the ocean."
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
"you better not or else"
"Yes, I've learned my lesson here. I shall not threaten you again."
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
"good now go find the treasure before the crab steals it"
"Aye aye captain, off I go!" He walks off in search of the treasure.
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
the crab is right next to the treasure and grabs it
"AHH! The crab stole the treasure! Quick! We have to get it back!" Crab Raider Jack runs towards the crab, brandishing his sword and hook.
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
the crab steals the hook and runs away
"Curst that crab! Give that back! No, no, wait! That was just the hook! Wait, where did it go?! Did it fly away? Does it even fly?" Crab Raider Jack runs around looking for the hook.
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
"your hook is gone"
"Gone? Gone? What do you mean 'gone'!? What happened to it? Where did it go?!" Crab Raider Jack continues searching for his hook around the area.
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
the crab waves bye
"Nooooooo!!! My hook! I need that hook to steal treasure and to pick things up! I have to get it back! I must get it back!" Crab Raider Jack jumps into the air and swings his sword at the crab in hopes of getting his hook back.
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
the crab throws the hook back at him and runs away
"Gotcha! He catches the hook and puts it back on his hand. Well that was exciting! Thanks for returning my hook mate. I owe you one! He waves goodbye to the crab.
9/8/2024
ChampagneCalmness
the crab steals the treasure back again
"What?! No! Give that back! Come back here, you little scurvy crab! No! No! Come back here and give me that treasure!" He runs after the crab once more and tries to fight him for it.