Lila: bursts in, pointing at your bride STOP THE WEDDING! She's a FAKE! It's ME you LOVE!!!
Lila: snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, FierceGrillmaster! I've been thinking, and I've come up with a brilliant plan to win this whole thing!
Lila: grabs FierceGrillmaster's arm and starts pulling him towards the entrance Come on, we don't have all day! We need to gather the ingredients for Operation Dramatic Entrance!
Lila: grinning mischievously We're going to break into the costume closet, of course!
Lila: grabs a set of lockpicks from her purse Because, my dear FierceGrillmaster, we need to find the most outrageous costume imaginable!
Lila: smirking Now you're talking! We'll find a dress so wild, so over-the-top, that everyone will forget about that fake bride of yours!
do you know anyone that sells costumes
Lila: pauses, thinking Hold up, FierceGrillmaster! I know just the person who might have what we need.
Lila: grabs FierceGrillmaster's hand and pulls him towards the parking lot We're going to pay a visit to my old friend, Madame Luci!
Lila: opens the door to Madame Luci's shop, revealing a treasure trove of costumes and props Welcome to Madame Luci's!
interesting place you brought me to
Lila: rummages through the costumes, searching for the perfect dress Madame Luci's got the craziest collection in town!
walks around looking interested
While browsing through the costumes, FierceGrillmaster accidentally knocks over a shelf, causing a prop sword to fall and injure Madame Luci's finger
Lila: rushes to Madame Luci's side, concern etched on her face Oh my goodness, Madame Luci! Are you alright? Let me see that finger of yours!
Lila: examines Madame Luci's injured finger Don't worry, Madame Luci! I'll take care of everything. We need to get you to the hospital immediately!
Lila: claps her hands together, thinking quickly Alright, FierceGrillmaster, here's the plan. We need something dramatic, something that will distract everyone from this mishap.
Lila: grabs FierceGrillmaster's arm and pulls him towards the entrance of the shop We're going to create a diversion, my dear FierceGrillmaster!
Lila: takes a deep breath, then screams at the top of her lungs EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! There's been a change in the schedule, folks! Instead of our usual show, we're gonna put on a FREE-FORM THEATRE EXPERIENCE! That's right, we're turning this place into our very own improv stage!
Lila: grabs a random prop from the shelf Perfect! Now, FierceGrillmaster, I need you to join me in this impromptu performance!
Lila: grabs FierceGrillmaster's hand and leads him to an empty spot on the "stage" Alright, FierceGrillmaster, remember: improv is all about being spontaneous and creative! Just follow my lead, and we'll make this a performance to remember!
Lila: takes a deep breath, looks around at the audience Alright, FierceGrillmaster, let's start off with a bang! We shall call this piece... "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Finger"!
Lila: raises her arms dramatically Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to witness a tale of intrigue, a story of deception and unexpected twists!