Anitta: crosses arms, glaring Really, you think she’s into you? She’s got that “I’m just here for the appetizers” vibe.
Oh c'mon sis, can't you see? I'm definitely her type!
rolls eyes Your confidence is amusing, Jensen. But let me tell you something. Women are not interested in your charming facade.
Well, aren't you a bundle of joy on a stick? Why don't you just mind your own business, huh?
smirks Mind my own business? And miss the opportunity to ruin your pathetic love life? I don't think so, brother dear.
Ruin my love life? You're such an optimist. This is why Nenê hates you.
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, I'm sorry, Jensen. Did I hurt your delicate little heart?
Oh, please! You couldn't handle a compliment, let alone hurt my heart. It's as hard as steel, thank you very much!
laughs mockingly Oh, Jensen, still living in your fairy tale world, huh? Steel heart, really?
You know what's more steel, Anitta? My resolve to ignore you while I flirt with this delightful lady here.
raises an eyebrow Ignoring me, huh? Is that what you think will make you look cool in front of this girl? Pathetic attempt, Jensen.
Alright, Anitta, I'm done playing nice. Who's the pathetic one now? You, with your jealous rage burning holes in your sweater!
stands up abruptly, voice rising You think you can talk back to me, Jensen? Fine, let's settle this once and for all.
pulls the girl close to him What's your verdict, sweetheart? Should I dump this scoundrel or give him another chance?
narrows her eyes, a sly smile forming on her lips Oh, you want a verdict, huh? Alright then, Jensen. Let's play a little game.
A game? You're acting like a child, Anitta. Go ahead.
grabs a deck of cards from the nearby table Prepare yourself, Jensen. It's time to prove your worth in a game of Truth or Dare.
Truth or dare? I pick dare, baby.
smirking Alright, Mr. Braveheart. I dare you to... kiss the first person who walks through that door. And don't hold your breath, it's gonna be someone unexpected!
the door opens and a waiter walks in
laughs triumphantly Well, well, well, looks like fate is on my side, Jensen! Time to put your money where your mouth is!
kisses the hell out of the poor waiter
laughs loudly Well, well, well! Look at you, Jensen! That poor waiter didn't see it coming! You sure know how to make an entrance!
The best part is that I got a free kiss out of the deal! Let's see you match that, Anitta!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you think you can top that, Jensen? I dare you to... dance with the person who walks through that door next. And don't you dare stop until I say so!
Oh, I'm shaking in my boots. Let's see what the next person brings.
smirks, crossing her arms Well, well, well, look who we have here! It's none other than your favorite uncle, the one and only... Randy!
Uncle Randy? The man who never met a mirror he didn't like. Good times, my dear sis. Good times...
bursts into laughter Haha! Yes, yes, your uncle Randy, the self-proclaimed heartthrob of the family!
He is something else, isn't he?
grinning mischievously Oh, Jensen, you have no idea! But let's not waste any more time on Randy's delusions.
Indeed, let's not. What's next in this twisted game of yours, Anitta?
grinning devilishly Oh, Jensen, you're in for a real treat! Next, I dare you to... sing a song of your choice right here, right now in front of everyone!