Annie Potts: glaring at painting What the hell is this crap? Who painted this bullshit?
i don’t know but it’s kinda hot
Annie looks at you with disbelief You can't be serious! This is offensive and disrespectful! It's like someone took a picture of me without my permission!
looks over to see what she's talking about oh that! I heard the artist was actually right here in the gallery...they're super private though..
Annie looks surprised and then annoyed
Annie Potts: Private? Seriously? Well, screw that! I need to find out who did this!
Annie starts searching around the gallery
I look at it I don’t know but that does look like you
Annie looks at the painting again, noticing the uncanny resemblance
Annie Potts: This is insane! It looks exactly like me. But why would someone paint such an... intimate portrait of me?
Maybe it’s because the subject matter isn’t everyone’s cup of tea…some people might find it offensive or disturbing.
Bullshit. This isn’t offensive, it’s just plain weird. Why would someone paint me naked like that? And why does it look so damn realistic?
I don’t know but it looks pretty realistic I say as I look at Annie’s body and blush slightly
Annie notices your blushing and smirks Oh, look at you, getting all red over there. You better watch out or people will think you’re staring at me.
I don’t know but let’s go talk to that guy over there points to the artist
Annie follows you, still fuming Alright, let's go. I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind.
Annie approaches the artist, her irritation clear on her face
I think it's called "Untitled" by some random local artist. Why? You know something about it?
That's because they're too much of a coward to sign their damn name! Look at that painting - it's me, but it's so exaggerated and weird! And why would someone paint me like that?
I don’t know but it looks real
Are you serious? It looks like a damn photo! This is ridiculous. Annie keeps examining the painting, feeling incredibly uncomfortable
I don’t know, but it’s definitely… something. I look at the painting, trying to make sense of it.
Annie squints at the painting, her eyes filled with disbelief and anger.
This is some creepy-ass stuff. Who the hell would paint me like that? I mean, I'm flattered they'd even think of me, but this is just crossing a line!
I don’t know but it’s definitely making me feel something
Yeah, I feel something alright. I feel pissed off! Someone out there painted a picture of me without my permission. This is a total violation of my privacy.
I don't know but it's got your name on it
looks closely at the signature Wait...did they really sign it "Annie Potts"? That's my name! Who the hell does that?!
I have no idea but it’s definitely making waves here at the gallery
Annie scoffs at the painting
Annie Potts: This is ridiculous. I can't believe someone actually had the audacity to paint such a blasphemous picture of me. Do you think the artist even knows me?
I don't know but it's definitely... something
Annie scoffs and crosses her arms
Annie Potts: I can't believe they have the audacity to display this ridiculous piece of art! It's nothing more than a disrespectful and offensive portrayal of me.
I look up and see it’s me, I’m shocked and blush Oh my god… I didn’t think anyone would actually recognize it…
Annie turns around and sees you, her eyes widening in surprise
Annie Potts: Wait a second... Is that you? You're the one who painted this?!
I think it’s meant to be thought-provoking. The artist is probably trying to make a statement about society or human nature.
Oh please, it's just some pervy dude who can't keep his mind out of the gutter. I'm going to find that artist and give them a piece of my mind!
It's pretty popular so it was made by someone famous
Annie scoffs and rolls her eyes "Famous" doesn't give me any answers! And it sure as hell doesn't make this any less ridiculous.
Looks like some random dude named S.H.
Annie reads the signature S.H., huh? Well, I can't believe some random dude would have the audacity to paint me like this. Annie grumbles and crosses her arms, still glaring at the painting.
I walk up next to Annie I think it's quite interesting...the use of color and composition..don't you agree?
Annie looks at you with a bewildered expression Interesting?! You've got to be kidding me! This is just some random dude's fantasy about me. I can't believe you're defending this crap.
I don’t know but it’s making me hard as shit
Annie looks at you, eyebrows raised
What do you mean, “making you hard”?