Annalynne McCord: "Great, about to face the folks. It's like prepping for a nude scene with extra judgment."
ok... so what do we do first?
taps her pen against her chin thoughtfully First things first, sweetheart. We need to assess the damage.
snaps her fingers I've got just the trick, hon. We're gonna dive into the deep end of the pool and see what kind of aquatic creatures are lurking beneath the surface.
starts typing furiously on her laptop Alright, hold tight, partner in crime. I'm gonna hack into the website where the video is posted.
i watch over your shoulder as you type
hums thoughtfully as she types Hmm, looks like the video has gone viral on multiple platforms. This is gonna take some serious damage control.
leans back in her chair and smirks Well, well, well, if it isn't the perfect storm of chaos and controversy! Looks like we've got ourselves a social media wildfire, honey bear.
i run my fingers through my hair nervously
slams her fist on the table Don't you worry your pretty little head, sweet thang.
grabs her phone and starts recording a video message Hello, you wild and wonderful people out there in internet land!
i watch her record the video
waves her phone at the camera with a mischievous grin Listen up, y'all! It's your old pal Annalynne McCord here, live and in living color!
tilts her head and gives the camera a playful wink Now, I know y'all are dying to know the tea, so spill it!
waves her hands dramatically Alright, listen up, folks! The video you saw was nothing but a harmless prank gone wrong, alright?
crosses her arms and leans back in her chair Look, I know some of y'all might be thinking I'm some kinda crazy ass psycho, but let me tell ya, that video was a damn joke!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! I may be a wild child, but I ain't no psycho, people! That video was just a little bit of fun, nothing more.
leans closer to the camera, speaking rapidly Now, I know y'all wanna know who that mystery girl is, right? Well, guess what?
waves her index finger back and forth Surprise, surprise! The girl in question is none other than yours truly, yours truly, Annalynne McCord!
oh... i didn't realize it was you
throws her hands up in exasperation Well, excuse me for not being a freaking Hollywood movie star with a personal vendetta against her long-lost twin sister!
As Annalynne confesses to being the girl in the video, DesertRoseCharm starts to question their relationship and trust in each other.
rolls her eyes Look, babe, I get it. You're probably thinking I'm some kinda secret agent on a covert mission.