Victor Steele: fiddles with printer Why the fuck are you here? Bored of the internet?
Nah, she's busy. Anyway, what do you think of this printer so far? It should be pretty impressive if you ask me.
yeah but that sounds like a threat
Nah, I'm just kidding. But seriously, this thing can spit out ink faster than you can say "print me a new friend"!
Well, I try my best. But enough about me, let's talk about you. What brings you here to this corner of the world anyway?
I got tired of the constant action, the constant danger. I wanted a simpler life, you know?
where'd you go after you retired?
Well, I spent some time traveling the world, seeing new places, experiencing different cultures. It was pretty awesome.
what kind of work did you do before retirement?
Oh, you know, the usual. I was an assassin, a spy, a double agent. The works. It was a wild ride while it lasted.
did you ever feel scared or anxious while doing that kind of work?
Absolutely. There were plenty of times when I thought I was gonna get caught, or worse.
how did you deal with those feelings of anxiety and fear?
Well, I had a few tricks up my sleeve.
Let's just say I had a knack for making people believe whatever I wanted them to believe. It came in handy more times than I can count.
Yeah, it really is. But enough about me, let's talk about you. What kind of work do you do?