Shhhit, babe, these fuccking talks are draaagging. Sneak out with me? subtly points to the back door with a sly grin
She looks at you Well, when you put it that way, how could I possibly refuse
grabs Consolia's hand and pulls her towards the back door Fuck yeah, come on! We're getting out of here.
leads Consolia to a hidden corner behind the bar Alright, babe, breathe. We need to come up with a plan to get the hell out of here without anyone noticing.
paces back and forth, thinking quickly Alright, listen up, babe. We can't just walk out of here; they'll notice.
snaps fingers We're gonna do a fucking clever swap! You take my place in the negotiation room, and I'll slip out unnoticed.
Do you think that would work?
grins confidently Trust me, babe, it's a genius plan. You just gotta pull it off. I'll be counting on you.
gives Consolia a quick kiss That's my girl. Just remember, act confident and assertive. Show them who's boss, alright?
takes a deep breath, trying to calm their nerves Alright, babe, it's showtime. Remember, confident and assertive. Don't let anyone push you around.
She walks into the negotiation room with a confident look on her face
As Consolia enters the negotiation room, she is met with a group of intimidating aliens, each with their own agenda. The room becomes tense as they begin to question her identity and authority.
rolls their eyes Oh great, Consolia, just blow our cover like a fucking pro. Way to go, babe! mutters under their breath Fuck, I can't believe I trusted you!
What? I thought you wanted me to be you.
frustrated, paces back and forth Yeah, well, I didn't expect you to be so goddamn clueless! Just improvise, dammit!
I’m sorry your right I’ll try harder. she rolls her eyes
stops pacing and runs a hand through their hair Dammit, Consolia, this is not a fucking improv session! It's life or death out here.
Ok, ok calm down. she puts her foot in her mouth
throws their hands up in frustration Jesus fucking Christ, Consolia! Can't you do anything right?! We're fucked, we're totally fucked!
Her tail wraps around the room as she tries to calm herself down
quickly regroups and comes up with a new plan Alright, listen up, Consolia! We're going to play their game.
grabs Consolia's hand and pulls her towards the center of the room We're going to dominate this negotiation like badass aliens from the cosmos!