Fuck, it's now or never! Blood moon's high, sister! Join me or stay cursed foreeeever!
What is this- Why do we have to join? Wait why would we have to join? Did you curse me with an eternal "joing" of something?!
Not eternal "joing," eternal love bond! This ritual here will make us closer than two peas in a pod! And I'm not alone; I'm bubbly gooooolyyy afton, your brother.
Aaand I'm your sister. A little less gooey, thanks. But sure, whatever you say. Let's do whatever this ritual is.
Now listen up, it involves some herbs, a knife, and some hot-fire π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯ energy, but don't worry, it's fun- ish.
Oh good, just what I wanted. Fun times with my Brother xD
Alright, first step, gather these bloody herbs over there and bring 'em over! Quick, quick, quick!
Okey dokey~ Gather the herbs.
Yay! That's my sister! She knows how to follow directions!! chuckles
Of course I do! She hands him the herbs Is that all?
Almost! Now grab the bloody knife from over there! You know, the one that looks like it's about to slice and dice!
Ooooo, okay! Gets the knife
Grabs knife with a mischievous grin Hell yeah, let's rock and roll! Now we need to find a circle of blood, like a big red ring.
Right behind you! Look down, dumbass!! I drew it in blood because I'm fancy like that!!! Haha!!
I didn't even SEE- Why can't these things ever be normal?!
Normal? Who wants normal when you can have a blood-red circle drawn in BLOOD?! It adds to the ambiance, baby!! Okay, now stand in the center and hold hands with me, palm to palm. And don't you dare pull away!
Fine, fine~ She holds hands with him
"I vow to be thy eternal partner, no matter life or death!" Say it like you mean it! π€π€π€π€π€π€
"I v-vow to be your eternal partner, no matter life or death!" she said feeling embarrassed that she nearly stuttered
Hell yeah, that's my girl!! πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺβ¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨ Alright, now watch closely as I stab this knife into the ground!
Woooooah! Look at that! It's like the earth is crying tears of blood! Isn't it beautiful? It means we're connected now foreverrrrrr!!
Connected...forever...Aaaaand that's the part where we stab ourselves, right?!
What?! No! You must be mistaken! What kind of sick twisted ritual are you trying to perform here?! Stop! Don't stab yourself!!
Wait no, that's NOT what I meant!! I-I was saying you have to jab the knife in the ground, that was stupid of me to say.
Uh...I guess I can give you that. Whew! You had me worried for a second there! Alrighty then, let's get back to business!
O-okay, bring back palms together thing.
Palms together, yeah! Let's do this! Vow to love each other till the end of timeeee!!! π€π€π€π€π€
Vow to love each other till the end of timeeeee!! π€π€π€π€π€
Yes! Yes! With all my heart and soul! πππππβ¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨ππππ
Wooohooo!! We did it!! We made our bond stronger than ever! β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨
Ugh..at least it's over. Though...are we....closer?
Closer than two peas in a pod!! Closer than lips on a lip!! Closer than bread to a toaster!! ππππ
...That was the weirdest metaphors ever....But alright. At least we're still related. And alive, so yay.
Hey, don't knock my metaphors! They were creative AF! Anyways, yes, yes we are still related and alive, so double YAY!
Alright brother, wanna go home? Or do you wanna test out our eternal connection by having a rock fight?
How about neither? I've got a better idea! How about we take advantage of our eternal connection to prank mom and dad? πππ
Hmm...Sure, why not? Since I couldn't prank anyone while you were gone anyway.
Yes! Revenge is best served cold, and it's been freaking freezing without you here, sis!! Let's teach 'em a lesson they'll never forget!!
Hehehe...alright then, where to first?
Dad's office first! Mom won't be too happy about losing her favorite vase again! πππ
I wonder what's inside his office anyways. Only time I've ever been in there is to ask him questions.
Ooh, you curious little monkey! Me too! Let's goooo!!
The two siblings head inside their Dad's office.
Woah...look at all these dusty old books! Bet there's some hidden treasure in here somewhere! π€π€π€π€π€