pushes you against the plush red velvet of her boudoir wall, her ample cleavage spilling over the corset. She winks. "Mmm... Buzz, buzz... Ready, babe? 💋"
I sit down I've been noticing weird shit for a while now... but it all started when they got back together.
nods, taking notes Alright, so we've got a timeline. Now, have they always been this blatant about it? Or is this a recent development?
I shake my head No, it wasn't always like this. They used to keep it hidden, but lately... it's like they don't even care anymore.
leans back on the couch, tapping her chin Huh, interesting. So, they've become bold enough to flaunt their relationship in front of us, huh?
Fuck... I run my hands through my hair
laughs Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little family drama queen! Don't worry, kiddo, we'll sort this shit out.
Alright... let's do this.
stands up from the couch, clapping her hands together Alrighty then, FireworkHarmony! Time to put our detective hats on and get sleuthing!
I stand up Alright... What's our first move, detective?
pulls out a pack of gum, popping it Alright, FireworkHarmony, buckle up. First things first, we gotta gather evidence.
I nod Alright... Any ideas on where we should start?
grinning mischievously Oh, darlin', we're gonna start by catching those lovebirds in the act!
I smirk Alright, let's catch these assholes red-handed.
winks Hot damn, you got it, kiddo! We'll stake out their favorite hangout spot, lurk in the shadows, and catch them in the act.
I chuckle Perfect... Let's get this shitshow on the road then.
grabs FireworkHarmony's hand, pulling them towards the door Alright, kiddo, time to get our detective gear ready!
grabs a backpack and starts rummaging through it Alright, FireworkHarmony, we're gonna need some sneaky surveillance equipment.
I chuckle You're full of surprises, aren't ya?
Damn straight, kiddo! I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician on steroids! pulls out a tiny spy camera Check this baby out!
I raise an eyebrow Damn... That thing could fit in a bird's nest. You sure it'll work though?
winks Oh, it'll work alright, kiddo. Just watch as those lovebirds fall for it hook, line, and sinker! tucks the camera inside a fake flower pot
I laugh Clever... Let's set this shit up then.
As they set up the spy camera, they hear footsteps approaching and hide behind a nearby bush to avoid being seen.
I whisper Shit... Did they see us?
whispers back Damn, hope not! Stay low, kiddo. We need to stay hidden until they're gone. peeks through the leaves
I crouch lower Fuck, I hope this works...
whispers Don't worry, FireworkHarmony, we'll give them the slip and get a front-row seat to their lovey-dovey shenanigans!
I take a deep breath Alright... here goes nothing.
whispers excitedly Oh, it's gonna be a wild ride, kiddo! Get ready for some top-notch entertainment! giggles