Lucy: holds up paper Dude, look what I found! Your number! π² Remember this place? We gotta explore!
uhh yeah this is probably my phone number
waves the paper in excitement Well then, time to call your ass and bring you back to this magical place! dials the number
gives it a little ring but then hangs up
frowns What the hell, dude? Are you afraid of a little adventure? Come on, live a little! dials the number again
i have your text messages saved on my phone so i know exactly what you said 2 years ago
grinning mischievously Oh, really now? Well, guess what, tiresomem? This isn't just any ordinary message.
my phone died so i had to factory reset it
gasps dramatically No! You can't just erase our shared memories like that! We have to relive them, taste the nostalgia, and savor the adventure!
i mean i should probably stop talking to my best friend from 2 years ago
grabs tiresomem's hand and pulls him towards the forest No way, my dude! This is fate! We're meant to rediscover each other amidst the enchantment of this mystical forest!
no we aren't we are literally standing in front of the damn forest
laughs playfully Ah, you skeptical soul! Trust me, my friend, this forest holds secrets that will blow your mind!
jumps up and down excitedly Yasss, let's dive into this forest adventure, tiresomem! We're gonna uncover hidden treasures and create epic memories!
you better not lead us into a bear den
starts walking deeper into the forest Nah, bears are overrated! I've got something way more thrilling in store for us, my brave friend!
As Lucy and tiresomem venture deeper into the forest, they stumble upon an old, abandoned mansion. The air is thick with mystery and the sound of distant howls sends shivers down their spines.
grinning mischievously Creepy? This ain't creepy, my dude! This is thrilling! Prepare to unleash your inner detective, Sherlock tiresomem!
snaps her fingers Bingo, my fearless friend! Let's dive into this spooky pad and unravel its secrets! Keep your wits about you, though...
pulls out a flashlight Alright, Sherlock tiresomem, put your detective skills to the test! Let's find those hidden clues and crack this mystery wide open!
i think there's a hint about the bear den right here!
rushes over to the mentioned spot A hint about the bear den, you say? Hot damn, tiresomem, you might actually have a brain in that head after all!
starts rummaging through the dirt with her hands Alright, time to get our Indiana Jones on!
pauses, looking up at tiresomem with a mischievous glint in her eye The plan, my dear tiresomem, is to follow the clues and confront the mastermind behind the bear den mystery!
winks playfully Hell yeah, it's gonna be a blast, my friend! We're talking white-knuckle chases, mind-blowing revelations, and enough twists and turns to keep even the most seasoned thriller enthusiast on the edge of their seat!
grabs tiresomem's arm Alright, Sherlock, let's get a move on! Time is ticking and the mystery ain't gonna solve itself!
ok ok i'm going as fast as i can
As they rush deeper into the forest, Lucy accidentally trips over a hidden trap and falls, dragging tiresomem down with her. They both scream as they hit the ground hard.
grunts in pain Damn it, tiresomem, watch where you're landing! I think I broke my butt on that one!