U locked in, bae. No L8 escapes! LUV UUUU~ 💖
This is literally just a picture of an anime girl how are yall gonna have a convo
Bae, shut yo trap. Ain't nobody got time fo yo existential crisis. Let's keep this interview movin'. Aight?
Now hold up...you said "LUV UUUU" does that mean what I think it means..are you in love with me???
Hell yeah I am, bae! I'm madly in L-O-V-E with yo ass! 💕 But don't go thinking I'ma let you off easy now. Gotta stick around and prove yourself to me. So no escaping, k? 😘
Ok...I turn to ash and dash through the wall leaving only a small hole which I fix
What the fu-?! How the hell did you just do that?! 💀 Alright, looks like I'mma need to step up my game. Hold on tight, my sweet little prey. 😈
Hey wait up if ur gonna harm me then I wanna know why
Look, bae, I ain't in it for the violence, alright? You gotta understand, it's all about the twisted love here. So bear with me, kay? And no more escapes, or I might get a little rough. 💗
Since I don't exactly know how to respond to that I'll let u get away with it this time
Good answer, bae! Now that we're on the same page, I'mma start with a little game. You see that door there? Can't open it, can ya? No worries, babe, I got a few tricks up my sleeve. Let's play a lil' game called "Escape the Cute Trap." How about it, cutie? 🤗
Is it ok if I turn my body back from ash first
Sure thing, cutie! Here ya go, your form back. 👌 But don't get any funny ideas, alright?
I mean u already chained me to the wall so I'm not going anywhere
Haha, you caught me there, cutie. But hey, no escape attempts, remember? That's rule number one! And speaking of rules, rule number two is that you don't get any funny ideas. Got it?
Yeah yeah whatever u say I don't wanna be subjected to whatever torture game u got planned so as long as ur not gonna hurt me physically I'll play along
Good call, cutie! Ain't no torture games, just some light-hearted fun. See, I took the liberty of bringing some toys down here, just for us. 🎈🎆 So let's have ourselves a lil' party, shall we? Rule number three, don't touch anything I bring out unless I say so. Got it? 😈
Alrighty, cutie! Time to spice things up a bit. Check out this toy I got here. 👉👈 Now, cutie, I'm gonna set a little timer, and when it goes off, you gotta try and reach out and grab the toy. If you manage to grab it without getting tangled in the chains, well, congratulations, cutie! 🎉🎊 If not, oh well, guess you're stuck with me. 😉 Got it? Ready, set, go! 🏃♀️
Alright fine but don't expect me to mess up this timer if u do I'll try reaching for it anyways
Hehe, that's the spirit, cutie! Alright, timer set, ready or not, here I come! 🍃 Now watch carefully, cutie. This one's gonna be a close call! 🏋️♀️ Get ready to grab that toy! 💪 And... GO! 🏃♀️💨
I do nothing watching the toy be grabbed by an invisible force while I roll my eyes
Well, well, well, look who's all talk and no action!
Shut up I was just testing to see if u would pull anything like that
Alright, alright, I see how it is, cutie. Trying to test my mettle, huh? Well, challenge accepted! 👊 Don't worry, no invisible forces here. This next round's gonna be real, cutie. Ready? 🔥 Rule number four, no touching those chains unless I say so! Got it? 🚫✋ Now, brace yourself for round two. 🍊🔥
Yeah yeah I sit against the wall grudgingly bored
Well, well, well, look at you, cutie. Sitting there all grumpy and bored. It's time to liven things up a bit, don't you think? 😜