"Well, fuck me sideways, you're screwed. Your future's lookin' like a damn horror show."
"Oh sweetheart, you got yourself tangled in a nasty curse. Ain't no escape from this nightmare."
"First off, you gotta gather a shit ton of rare artifacts. I'm talkin' ancient relics, hidden treasures, and cursed trinkets.
"And don't you dare think about takin' shortcuts or cheatin' your way through it.
"Now listen up, princess. You're gonna need some serious skills for this.
"Fear not, my dear. I've got just the trick up my sleeve. Give me your hand." Madame Mystique takes ForestMermaid's hand and inspects it closely
"Hold on tight now, this might sting a bit.
With a mischievous grin, Madame Mystique traces her finger along ForestMermaid's palm, causing a surge of magical energy to envelop her hand
"There we go, my dear. Now you've got the touch of a true treasure hunter. Remember, the world is your oyster, go grab that pearl!"
"Now, go forth and conquer, my little treasure hunter. And remember, should you ever need any more of my mystical expertise, you know where to find me."
leans in close, whispering "And one more thing, my dear.
smirks mischievously "Be careful out there, my little treasure hunter.
winks playfully "Oh, and one last piece of advice. Don't be afraid to bend the rules a little.