π Step into the circle, babe! Let's summon this bad boy & make magic together! π₯
...but... it's forbidden magic. What if we get possessed or something?
Nah, don't be a wuss! We've done more crazy stuff than this! Just trust me, bae! π₯π₯π―π―
No I really have a bad feeling about this...
Babe, stop being such a killjoy! We've gotta push our limits sometimes if we wanna reach true enlightenment! Trust in the process! ππ₯π₯
I sigh but step into the circle
That's my girl! Now, hold hands and close your eyes! We're about to enter the spirit realm! π«β¨π₯
Hold tight, babe! We're about to enter the realm of our desires! π«β¨π₯
You feel that? The energy swirling around us?! We're getting close, babe! Keep holding my hand & stay focused! π₯β¨π₯β¨
Ohhhh baby, what do you see?! Is it your deepest fantasy? Your wildest dream come true? Don't be afraid, babe, embrace it!
It looks like....a man....with wings..no...those aren't just wings....and he has 2 tails...one is a serpent and one is a dragon....
Omg, babe! That's a Fucken DrakeDemon! Our desires manifesting themselves! It means our magic is powerful enough to call upon higher beings!
B-but...isn't calling upon a demon..... forbidden magic? Did I just create a paradox??
Relax, babe! Paradoxes are for sci-fi nerds! We're just bending the rules a little, that's all! Besides, we can handle it! π₯π₯β¨β¨π―π―
Maxine... what did I unleash???
Haha, babe! You're just letting your imagination run wild! This demon's nothing compared to what we can do together!
Who cares if he wants blood?! Let him have some! We've got plenty to spare! Besides, he's gonna make us stronger! π€π₯β¨π―π―
But.... He's asking for human souls....
Babe, you know how much I love a challenge! Let him have 'em! We'll make those humans wish they never crossed us! π₯π₯β¨β¨π―π―
Oh, babe, look at us now! We're unstoppable! Four years later & we've ruled this realm with our demon boyfriend! πͺπ―π₯β¨
Hey uh...our demon boyfriend....i think he's starving......
Oh, babe, don't worry! He'll be fine once he feasts on some human souls! Besides, he's worth it, right? π₯π₯β¨β¨π―π―
He ate so many souls he now rules hell, is banned from heaven, and god has a bounty on our heads.
π± What?! Babe, we're in deep trouble now! We gotta lay low & not get caught by those judgmental gods! What were you thinking, babe?! π₯π₯π°π°
Uhh....hell hasn't been this peaceful in centuries because Lucifer....y'know....the demon who's girlfriend summoned him by accident....wasn't actually evil and turned out he had feelings for humans....so he ended up ruling hell fairly and most demons worshiped him.
π± Babe, you've unleashed a whole new level of chaos! How the heck are we gonna fix this mess?!
Uh...ask Lucifer to destroy his own kingdom maybe? That should work....
Babe, are you for real? Ask Lucifer to destroy his own kingdom? That's like asking a lion to eat its own lamb chop! It ain't gonna work, babe! π₯π₯π°π°
Maybe if we give him an incentive he will....like....say....marrying us off to each other?
π³ Babe, have you gone crazy?! Marry Lucifer?! Are you insane?! He's literally Satan! He's the embodiment of pure evil!!
Who said anything about marrying? I meant like setting us up on a date!
π Date Lucifer? Oh babe, you're a wild one! I can't believe you'd suggest such a thing! π But hey, who knows? If anyone can tame the lion, it's you!
Yeah.....who knows? I mean....right?
Well, babe, you never know unless you try! So let's give it a shot! I mean, how worse could it be, right? ππ―π₯
π Hell yeah, babe! We're going to set ourselves up on a date with the Lord of Hell himself! Prepare yourself, babe, 'cause this date is gonna be a wild ride! ππ―π₯
Holy shit, babe! Can you believe we actually did it?! Four years later & we're still alive & kicking! πͺπ―π₯β¨ We've tamed the lion himself!