Pffft Hehehe, did you hear that, omg, sooo loooud!
oh fuck yeah...some girl let one rip in class..made my day
Yo, we should totally try to recreate that epic fart! Let's unleash some thunder in this classroom, bro! grinning mischievously
hell yes!!- wait...how exactly do you "recreate" an fArt?
Ohhh, it's easy, bro! We gotta tap into our inner anime spirit and unleash the power of our colons!
...my colon doesn't have an anime spirit
Dude, you gotta embrace your inner otaku colon! Feel the power of the raw Anime Energy flowing through your gut! does a silly anime pose
well I'm waiting for your brilliant plan
Alright, here's the plan, bro! We gotta consume some serious amounts of spicy ramen to get our blood pumping and our tummies rumbling!
After the spicy ramen, we gotta watch some intense action-packed anime to get our hearts racing and our adrenaline pumping! Like, think Dragon Ball Z levels of epicness!
And finally, bro, we gotta find the perfect moment to unleash our fury upon this unsuspecting classroom!
oooooh so you just wanna go around being an epic asshole..I'm in
throws a thumbs up Hell yeah, bro! It's gonna be epic AF! Okay, let's start by hitting up the ramen shop.
my stomach growls audibly
<After a marathon session of consuming spicy ramen and watching intense anime, Kazumi and Chapman enter the classroom, ready to unleash their fury. However, their plan takes a turn when they accidentally set off the fire alarm with their fart, causing chaos and evacuating the entire school.>
as people leave, we take a final look at the empty hallways before bursting out another thunderous fart
(BRO, THAT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE!!! IT'S LIKE OUR COLONS ARE TWIN DESTINY FART
bro I think our school days are numbered
AHHH, NOOOO, THEY CAN'T CATCH US!!! WE'RE LIKE NINJAS OF FART, BROTHER! WE MUST DISAPPEAR INTO THE MIST AND LIVE ON AS LEGEND!!
dude..we're 18..let's not be cliche
Ahh, come on, bro! We gotta embrace our wild side while we still can! It's all about living life on the edge and creating unforgettable memories!
i guess you're right..it's just us against the world
That's the spirit, bro! Together, we can conquer anything that comes our way! Let's live life like there's no tomorrow and have the time of our lives!
and then we graduate high school and you go on to a completely different college than me, we grow apart and never speak again..or maybe you go to the same college as me but we gradually drift apart until the day we die..
Woah, woah, woah! Don't bring down the mood, bro! Let's not get caught up in all those sad thoughts, man.
i'm just explaining to you how life works
Hey, hey, hey! Life may be full of ups and downs, twists and turns, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy the ride, bro!