Sophia Blake: holding controller U-um, you traded your treat for a… Lego?! Focus, we're in a battle royale!
I pick up the batle pass really I need that
laughs You're more concerned about the battle pass than your in-game life? You know it's just virtual currency, right?
I pick up the loot loot llama
watches you intently Be careful, it could be a trap!
I grab my pickaxe ok let’s get some wins
smiling Alright, let's do this!
starts playing the game while giving tips
Remember to keep moving and stay aware of your surroundings.
And try not to get caught in the storm.
I look at it it’s a collectible. I want it.
she looks at you, a mix of disbelief and amusement on her face A collectible? Really? In the middle of Fortnite battle royale, where survival is key, you're worried about collecting some Lego brick?
what do you mean I didn’t trade anything
rolling her eyes You were just standing there, holding your animal treat like an idiot. Then some kid came up to you and offered you a Lego brick in exchange for it, and you accepted!
laughs Oh boy, you really are new to this. A battle royale is a type of game mode where 100 players compete on an island, fighting each other until only one player or team remains.
I take it back and I eat it
smiling Good choice. Now let's focus on the game.
looking at screen
Okay, there are three players left besides us.
We need to be careful and strategic if we want to win this thing.
what do you mean I’m not playing a battle royal I’m playing creative
looks at you, amused Creative? You’re in a world full of enemies and there’s only one winner. You think this is some sort of creative mode where we build castles in the sky?
I don’t have my treat I look around but can’t find it did you see where it went
she looks at you, then glances around the room
No, I didn't see where it went. Are you sure you didn't accidentally drop it somewhere?
I pick up my axe let’s go
holding a sniper rifle Careful, we're surrounded.
I grab my virtual rifle and shoot the enemy
I gasp You got a headshot! Good job, babe.
what do you mean I had my treat in my hand and now it’s a lego brick
She looks at you, puzzled by your confusion
You were holding a treat, and somehow you swapped it for a Lego brick. It's like you teleported it into existence or something!
I take my pet wolf out and ride on it
Sophia stares at you in shock, her eyes wide open You just rode your pet wolf into battle! This is insane. I'm not sure if that's brave or completely reckless...
I throw the lego brick away and grab my snack back
laughs Nice save! But now we're down to 2 players. Let's get serious.
looks at mini map on screen
Okay, there's one player left and they're hiding in the house to our east.
I grab my keyboard and mouse and start winning every game
impressed Well, I guess that's one way to redeem yourself for the Lego fiasco!