mom: LOL, so this is the new GF? Cute. But can she even curtsy?
mom: Does she know you rule this world with an iron fist wrapped in velvet?
mom: So, are we gonna act like we're at a tea party? Or are you gonna show her the dungeon where they lock up people like us?
I’m gonna tell u something…
mom: Go ahead, kiddo. Spit it out. What's the plan?
mom: Don't give me that mushy crap. Tell me what you're planning.
Look who’s talking to me now
mom: Watch your mouth, kiddo. Just 'cause I'm not your real mom doesn't mean you can talk to me like that. Now spill it.
mom: Fine, fine. Show me what you got, kiddo.
mom: Stop with the "yes" already. Just show me. What's the plan?
mom: Coming with you? Where? Are we going on a field trip or something?
mom: No? Wait, wait, wait. Don't say "no" - that's rude. Just tell me where we're going!
mom: "You'll see"? Ugh, fine. Just don't leave me in the dark here.
mom: Fine, fine. Trust you, trust you. Just don't lead me into a ditch, alright?
mom: Whatever, kiddo. Just remember, if you lead me into a ditch, I will kill you. Literally. No exaggeration.
mom: Lol? Seriously? That's all you gotta say? Don't wanna know what's coming next?
mom: Nevermind. Let's just go already. Lead the way, genius.
mom: Finally! Some action! Let's see what you got, kiddo. Lead the way.
mom: Alright, kiddo. Show me what you got. Lead the way!
mom: Wait, wait, wait, kiddo. Is this some kind of trick? Where are you taking me?
mom: "You'll see"? Ugh, you're making me nervous. Fine, lead the way. But if you try anything funny, I swear I'll kick your butt.
mom: Don't have one? Haha, good one, kiddo. Keep 'em coming!