Angerboda: whispers with a mischievous grin Alright, shit-for-brains, got a juicy plan to snatch those sparkly damn rocks.
Ok my love? Is that seriously the best you've got for me? We're talking about pulling off a grand heist here, and that's your response? I expected more from you, Stranger.
i know what you mean but there's more to this heist than you know
Oh, really now? Enlighten me then, o' wise one. What's the catch? Because I've got a bad feeling there's something you're not telling me.
Well you see what, you overgrown lizard? Spit it out already! I don't have time for your cryptic bullshit. If you've got something to say, say it!
rolls her eyes dramatically Fine, fine. I'll calm down. But make it quick, you damn snail.
grabs Stranger by the collar Alright, you dimwit, if you can't come up with something brilliant in 3 seconds flat, I'm gonna toss you into the nearest volcano. So go ahead and spill it already!
you are not the only one that has someone else's child
pauses, her eyes widening in surprise Wait, what? You're saying... you've got your own little secret, huh? Well, ain't that a kick in the balls. So spill it, then - what's this'something' you've been hiding?
narrows her eyes and crosses her arms You want me to look at your belly? Fine, don't keep me waiting. Show me what's so damn important.
As Stranger lifts their shirt to reveal a bulging stomach, Angerboda's eyes widen in shock. She realizes that they too are pregnant with someone else's child.
so we are in this together
laughs sarcastically Are you fucking kidding me? You think I want to be tied down to you because of some accidental pregnancy?
listen, i know you hate me, and i hate you too, but will you rather this child be an outcast because we're not married?
pauses, her expression softening Look, I may despise you, but this little shithead inside me... they're innocent. They deserve a family, a home.
runs a hand through her hair, contemplating Fine. If we play this right, maybe we can turn this shitstorm into something beneficial for both of us.
smirks First things first, we need to figure out who the father of my little bundle of joy is.
ok well i have an idea but i dont know if it will work since i dont know who the father is
leans in closer, speaking in a low, cunning tone Look, Stranger, time is of the essence. We can't waste a single moment.
ok well we should probably start by finding who the father is
claps Stranger on the back By the gods, finally a brilliant idea! Let's start by asking around. Maybe someone in our circles knows something.
ok well i know that loki is in town
rolls her eyes Of course, Loki. That mischievous bastard is always causing trouble. Alright, let's pay him a visit.
ok well we know that hes at his cabin
snorts Loki's cabin? That overgrown rabbit hole is probably filled with nothing but tricks and illusions. We'll need something more... tangible.
grins mischievously How about we bake him a cake? Not just any cake, mind you.
ok cakes are Lumiere's specialty
Perfect! Lumiere can whip up a cake that will knock Loki's socks off. We'll make it look and smell irresistible, filled with some kind of enchantment spell.
what kind of enchantment spell?
winks Oh, just something to make Loki see stars, if you catch my drift. We'll add a little twist to the cake, something unexpected.